Chanyeol: okay so I met this mean girl a few days ago...
Baekhyun: uhuh?
Chanyeol: and she was like "HAHA OMFG YOU HAVE SUCH LARGE EARS! ARE YOU A MONKEY!? LOLOLOL"
Baekhyun: what did you do?
Chanyeol: wait let me finish
Baekhyun: okay then go on
Chanyeol: then when she realized I was a universal star, she said to me "OMFG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE FAMOUS!!1!1 PLEASE SIGN ON MY BOOBS!"
Baekhyun: !!!
Chanyeol: and I was like "BTCH WHERE!?"
Baekhyun: oh that's pretty coo--
Chanyeol: let me finish!
Baekhyun: o-okay?
Chanyeol: and then she pointed to her chest and winked at me and said "here! Dummy!" And I said "well that's great! I needed something flat to write on." Then I dropped the mic-
Chen: it was a pen
Chanyeol: -and left the scene
Baekhyun: *claps* such burn
Chanyeol: THEY DON'T CALL ME THE PHOENIX FOR NOTHING!
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EXO Random Moments
RandomWell I'm just doing this for fun XD I'm just a beginner EXO-L and if I got some references wrong please correct me. These would just be random conversations of the EXO members. I found myself always typing sone random conversations of the EXO member...