Chanyeol's story

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Chanyeol: okay so I met this mean girl a few days ago...

Baekhyun: uhuh?

Chanyeol: and she was like "HAHA OMFG YOU HAVE SUCH LARGE EARS! ARE YOU A MONKEY!? LOLOLOL"

Baekhyun: what did you do?

Chanyeol: wait let me finish

Baekhyun: okay then go on

Chanyeol: then when she realized I was a universal star, she said to me "OMFG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE FAMOUS!!1!1 PLEASE SIGN ON MY BOOBS!"

Baekhyun: !!!

Chanyeol: and I was like "BTCH WHERE!?"

Baekhyun: oh that's pretty coo--

Chanyeol: let me finish!

Baekhyun: o-okay?

Chanyeol: and then she pointed to her chest and winked at me and said "here! Dummy!" And I said "well that's great! I needed something flat to write on." Then I dropped the mic-

Chen: it was a pen

Chanyeol: -and left the scene

Baekhyun: *claps* such burn

Chanyeol: THEY DON'T CALL ME THE PHOENIX FOR NOTHING!

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