Drunk

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*last night*

Baekhyun: bruh I fil liek I cood flaaaayyy. *throws eyeliner* HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUUU

Chen: bruhhhhh dat ish awsum ash farck

Baekhyun: bro bro bruh brah broooootha

Chen: wut

Baekhyun: I luv u ma brootha

Chen: ew git awai

Baekhyun: bro

Chen: wat

Baekhyun: I'm sho drunk

Chen: i knu rite. i mixd vodka w/ malk. sht y did i sei dat

Baekhyun: *falls asleep*

Chen: dude r u ded. Nwjsbs *falls asleep*

Chanyeol: DARA NOONA I LERV U 2 *falls back asleep*

Kris: ace. Ace. Ace . Ace my bby. Daddy luvs uuuuu *hugs Ace*

Xiumin: *sleeps*

Luhan: minseok. Minsock. socks. MINSOCKS. bru wayk uuuppp. Eym nut finnished wit my sturi. *pokes Xiumin's cheeks* baozi baozi baozi

Kai: *the first one who fell asleep*

Tao: gege. gege. gege. I si sum gucci at stur. Buy dem all fur me ples

Lay: u cant touch music but music can touch you and that bothers me.

Suho: dear lawd

Sehun: wtf. everyone's drunk. Excluding Lay, he must be high.

D.O: idiots. That's what you get for playing beer pong

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