Headcannons 🥸

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i found a note from forever ago of some headcannons so ima just put em in here cause i'm so bored and i have nothing else to do 

Yamaguchi avoids hanging out with people by saying "sry i gotta go commit tax fraud i can't come :/" and Tsukishima thinks it's hilarious

Hinata once referred to Kageyama as "Mommy milker" after Tanka told him it meant "a dude who likes milk a lot"

Tsukishima has a mountain dew addiction

Bokuto has a button collection and likes to glue them on random objects

Akaashi unironically listens to Material Girl and hums it to himself during practice

Kuroo eats alphabet soup when he's sad.

Suna exclusively listens to alternative rock from the 90s (Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Artic Monkeys, Weezer, etc) so everyone flipped when they found out he listened to other music like The Neighborhood, Cavetown, Kendrick Lamar and Tyler the Creator

Kenma is a slut for hyper-pop music and Bo Burham

Iwaizumi and Oikawa can both sing but Iwaizumi can only sing because he wanted to show up Oikawa

Kyoutani writes bomb ass poetry but that's only because he had to write it for his anger management class

Osamu has a pet gecko named Peter and Atsumu tries to steal it all the time 

I'll add more if i think of more, or i'll just make a whole different thing, idk 

-Sweetie 

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