The third book of the Let me be your detox series (i guess)
So Gabs and Adie are engaged now...so like now what? Well they kinda gotta figure it out i guess...they'll run into a few bumps in the road sure, but they'll handle it. After all they can't...
Man last night was amazing. I'm still a lil sore but that's a small price to pay for what happened...i just uploaded a very interesting topic to my insta story which i'm still thinking bout...i mean like realistically right? Rinos and elephants HAVE to have come from triceratops or something right?-
A: babe rhinos? seriously?
G: *gasp* oh hey hun
Adie walls in with a smoothie, in her new tracksuit adidas gave her during a sponsorship
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G: you really do love that thing don't you
A: yeah it's cool
G: you look like a child
A: i LOOK cute as hell
G: true
She sits next to me while drinking some smoothie then offering me some which i take
A: anyways...rhinos?
G: yeah rhinos
A: ...now gabs i agree with ya on most things...but rhinos and elephants CEARLy don't come from dinos
G: ight explain
A: well first off...they're mammals...we don't come from dinos-
Oh i can already tell this'll be fun. I turn on my phone and start recording our dumb conversation
G: says who?
A: what?
G: who's to say we don't come from dinos?
A: well um...science? we clearly came from apes and whatnot. While most things came from dinos i'd say the LEAST likely would be mammals
G: okay well like what do you mean most?
A: i mean well...chickens-
G: oh God not the chicken stuff again ahaha
A: what? it's true they, along with ALL birds, most likely came from raptors and shit. We can see the talons and body...build...shape?
G: skeleton?
A: that! then share way too many similarities for em to NOT be dinos...now in the ocean like fish and stuff...those i think are dinos...
I lean on my elbow and just lose myself as she rambles...it's adorable...we lose track of time...the way can she talk bout something this long is something i'll never understand, but i love it
A: then we have gators and crocs which, though it gets denied by scientists, we know HAD to have come from deinosuchus and like damn dude
G: gee the way you're talking making me think they were big
A: big? try HUGE these mother fuckers could probably use the crocs we have lying round like toothpicks like that's so COOL...God i love dinos...what were we talking bout again?
G: *chuckle* well i mean you kinda just walked in giving me crap bout how rhinos and elephants couldn't be dinos
A: well they ain't...they're m-
G: mammals yeah yeah ya told me already aha
A: oh...aha...wait are you...WERE YOU RECORDING
G: OOP-
A: OH MY GOD NO DELETE IT
G: AHHHH
I hold it over our heads and back. She straddles me and tries reaching for it
A: come onnnn don't post that i swear to God gab's i'll-
G: you'll what?
A: ...i'ma be honest i didn't think that far ahead...but come onnnn
G: alright alright i won't post it...can i keep the footage though?
A: *sigh* fine
G: yay!
We just hang around on the bed upstairs while playing Mario cart and by playing I mean adie's playing and I'm just kinda watching her have fun as I keep lossing. I know we took a day off a couple days ago but...this is fine...i'm fine
A: so how are your tats healing?
G: pretty well, i really love em
A: i like turtle
G: me too...though i like the lil trauma queen just a tad more...
A: ...
G: ...soooo...
A: wanna go round the city?
G: doughnuts?
A: hell yeah
We get in the car and Adie drives
G: i'm so glad i found that doughnut shop dude it's so cute
A: uh i think you mean you're glad *I* found the shop
G: *rolls eyes* yeah yeah
A: i WAS the one who pointed it out anyway and-
G: you were all like OH MA GAWWW A DU NUT SHOP
A: i do NOT sound like that
G: i do NUT sound like dat
A: stopppp
G: stawppp
A: hmph >:/
G: i'm just joshing...though you do sound like that
A: oh my God shut up aha *short* fucking dork
G: ...*smiles*
A: what?...what is it?
G: oh nothing...have i told you lately i'm grateful you're mine?
