Tamaki x Haruhi Fanfic !!! **MINOR FLUFF**

Chp. 2

Tamaki arose from his bed, huffing and puffing. He felt his cheeks warm after recalling yesterday's events. 'Was it all a dream?' he thought.

"No, you baka, it wasn't."

He swiftly turned his head to see his beloved leaning on his door frame, an angered expression on her face.

"Ah damn, you can read minds now?" Tamaki walked over to his darling sugar booger and reached for her. She dodged his hand, tears rolling down her cheeks. Tamaki sprinted over to his window to check if it was raining. Interesting, there wasn't a cloud in the sky. He knew his shawty bae throws fits if there's any thunder or lightning smh imagine.

"JSJSJBBDBB$3&$!hJjjwjwhNnJWJSJB," Haruhi growled. Tamaki ran over to her faster than the British colonizing the world.

"I THOUGHT WE WERE FOR LIFERS SENPAI, WHY DO YOU LIKE FRENCH GIRLS MORE THAN ME??"

Tamaki started to tear up as well. "Mi amor, those were nothing but rumors! You know I haven't been to France ever since my mother left me..." (rip bozo 😂💯)

Haruhi sniffed and wiped her tears. "R-Really? So you were never hitting on other women?"

"No beloved! I devote my life to spoiling you and being your sugar daddy forever!" Tamaki smiled and cuddled Haruhi in his arms. Haruhi and Tamaki then did their super-duper top-secret handshake and started "hugging" again.

"HEHEHEHHAHHAHAHAHAGAHHA!!"

Gasp! Tamaki and Haruhi looked up to the ceiling in disbelief. They knew that mischievous laugh anywhere, the unison of their voices gave it away.

"H-Hikaru and K-k-kaoru!" They yelled.

"Yas queens, you better believe it!" Kaoru snapped, hand on hip.

What do they want?! >:( Then it hit him!
Tamaki suddenly realized that Hikaru has a camera in his hand that was flashing a red light which meant that it was recording which means that he must have footage of him and Haruhi doing their secret handshake which is the password for entering in the Suoh Vault which has all the cheat codes on how to crash the stock market then they'll show it to mommy kyoya then once he gets his evil hands on it he'll become king of the Ouran Host Club and make Tamaki his lap dog and then he can't pay Haruhi's bills and fulfill his duties then Haruhi would have to marry Hikaru or Kaoru. Or both! AAAAAAAAAAAHH !!

"Once we hand over this footage to boss, he'll be so proud of us!" Hikaru exclaimed.

"Literally !!!" said Kaoru.

"Boss will finally appreciate us and he'll rule the host club once and for all"

"Another day, another slay. Perioddd!"

"We can't wait to see you drown in despair Tamaki!"

"For real tho OMG!"

"Mori and Honey-Senpai will be so jealous!"

"Yaaass, we be slayin-"

"KAORU SHUT UP YOU UGLY MF THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T GET B-TCHES GODDAMN"

"B-tch you look just like me wtf."

Haruhi turned to Tamaki, shivering. "Tamaki I'm so scared!"

"It's alright kitten, we're going to be just fine don't worry!" Tamaki explained.

Hikaru and Kaoru withered away back in the hole they came from. Even if Tamaki said everything will be ok, he knew it wasn't. He kinda pissed himself.

(a/n) Hey hotties, it's Kya 🤩

This was the first chapter I wrote, let me know what you think 🥺🥺 bye honey bunches <33