Haruhi would gasp so hard that the neighbors would hear it
Tamaki went over to harumidget "What'd wrong my delectable hunch bunches of oats?"
"THEY POSTED THE VIDEO OF US" Haruhi would start to sob like the femboy he is
"How many views does it have?"
"s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six"
Tamaki fell back hotly in slow motion making an overdramatic grunt as he fell on their king's sized bed.
"We'll have to move to mexico and go homeless"
"But all the sussy people move to mexico harumilf"
"grrrrrrr I have no choice!!" Tamaki ripped off his shirt revealing his 10 pack physique
"TAMAKI OMG UR SO HOT BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAD"
"I'm slaying queen"
"IP: 92.28.211.234
N: 43.7462
W: 12.4893
SS Number: 6979191519182016
IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12
UPNP: Enabled
DMZ: 10.112.42.15
MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00
SP: Ucom Universal
DNS: 8.8.8.8
ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1
DNS SUFFIX: Dlink
WAN: 100.23.10.15
WAN TYPE: Private Nat
GATEWAY TYPE: 192.168.0.1
SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255
UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080, 80
TCP OPEN PORTS: 443"
"Yaaassss queennn" Haruhi would jump from happiness and shatter the cement (SHES NOT FAT!!!!!)
"The twins boutta be kidnapped in their own home😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍"
"As they should be my hottie sun baking banana bread british tea george washington josh grobin fortnite woman skin battle pass community guidelines"
Goldylocks and the confused brunette would then violently make out and cause their roof to collapse.
(a/n) made by juisseppe 🥺🥺
BE JEALOUS THAT IM A BETTER WRITER THAN THE BOTH OF THRM!!!!!!!!!!! -spiderman
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