"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tamaki k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kun," Haruhi uttered.
"Yes, my sweatheart darling sugar 2 eggs 1/2 tablespoon salt 2 cups of sugar?" Tamaki snarled and threw Haruhi 6 square miles down the street. Haruhi stood up, brushed herself off, and sprinted into the arms of her sugar daddy french lover. How? Well, she transformed into her secret superpower Sonic the hedgehog, and ran the 6 miles like it was nothing.
"Mi amor, te amo," said Tamaki.
"Tell that to your... your... sussy baka that you've been hanging with!" shrieked Haruhi as she released herself from her Sonic form.
"Lies! I would never, Haruhi!" Tamaki used his flame breathing and shot Haruhi another 8 miles west. Haruhi returned to Sonic form and sped back to her french sugar father, "Who told you such a thing?"
"My own two eyes, your highness," as Haruhi said this, Tamaki's purple orbs flooded with tears.
"Alas!" Tamaki cartoon flopped violently on the floor and cracked the cement.
"Yup," Haruhi summoned the 9-tailed fox and slammed him harder into the cement, "You, you cheater! I loved you, habibi, and now this?"
"I'm sorry, shorddy," Tamaki wheezed and coughed aggressively, "I was just hanging with my cousin from France."
The 9-tailed fox settled. All was calm.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what?" Haruhi broke down in tears and apologized.
"You sussy imposter," Tamaki held her close, "shut your musty arse up. This is why you're poor."
"Awooga," Haruhi sobbed into Tamaki's shoulder. Tamaki blushed and played with the brunette's hair.
"Shut the hell up," He picked her up and channeled his one for all and threw her not 6, not 8, but 8 1/2 miles north.
(a/n) Hi my scrumptious little honey bunches of oat <333333333 I hope you liked our first chapter UwU.
Since there are 2 authors who both wanna remain anonymous, chapters done by ME will be signed "Ten" and chapters done by my broski will be signed as "Kya"
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