Tamaki x Haruhi Fanfic !!! **MINOR FLUFF**

Chp.4

2 years have passed, Tamaki and Haruki went through some rough patches. Tamaki, being an alpha, impregnated the lowly beta Haruhi. Her small fragile frame, bright chocolate brown orbs, and miniscule waist that measured only 4 inches, risked a dangerous pregnancy. Tamaki insisted she go along with it, but Haruhi said the hybrid nature would be too risky for her own body. She wanted an abortion. 

"You sly fox," Haruhi says, "My girl-Johnson can't handle an alpha baby."

"You dumb bunny," Tamaki snarls, "My Johnson did all the work, you just need to push. NO KILLING MY SEED!"

"You know, when I first met you, I knew I would love you. You matched my freak, you had w rizz. But now, I see your true colors, and they're too much for me. I have astigmatism."

"Haruhi, you're not a sigma, what are you saying?" Tamaki breathed.

"Are you capping right now? I said astigmatism. Not a sigma." Haruhi placed a gentle hand against her womb. "I'm afraid I'll have to flush it down my skibidi toilet."

"Haruhi, please. I've always wanted to be a father. Is a-sigma-tism like infertility or something? We can work through this." Pleaded Tamaki.

"No its-"

"Are you like... special?"

"No, what the hell."

"Like... the a-word."

"GRAH!" Haruhi's luscious brown hair transformed into a tightly-curled orange afro. Her water has broken! 

"Oh my gosh! Haruhi we need to go to the hospital!" 

"No, go to my closet and get me a nice dress."

He got it. 

"Here you go, go change if that's what you wanna do first." Tamaki looks solemn, yet excited. He tried to mask it, knowing the mood was grim. 

Haruhi took the dress off the hanger and went to the bathroom.

She got rid of the issue. 

After that rough patch, they temporarily part ways. Tamaki attempts to file a lawsuit, especially considering that it was about 8 months too late to legally abort that kid. 

One day, Haruhi was buying an Onika Burger. She was living in peace now, Kyoya and she have been talking for a while. 

Not too far, more like 10 feet away, Tamaki now with a goatee and long blonde locks was screaming, crying, sh!tting his brains out in front of the twins drinking coffee. 

"She was my everything. I rizzed that level 10 gyatt like it was the clip of my life. She was the sigma to my alpha. The peanut butter to my jelly, salt to my pepper." Tamaki cried. Kaoru reached out a hand in comfort. Upon touching Tamaki's shoulder, he was met with an unusual substance that triggered his sensory issues. He quickly released.

"Sorry I was edging."

"What is wrong with you, like genuinely?" Hikaru passionately licked the substance off of Kaoru's hand. 

"SHHH!! Look!" Tamaki points his salad finger to Haruhi who was actually witnessing all of this in sheer horror. Immediately, Tamaki locks in. He mews like he's never mewed before. His goatee and long hair falls off. He's left with dreads. He stands up and presents his 6'8" feminist frame. 

"Hello, Harutwink," Tamaki says nonchalantly.

A sneaky voice erupted from a nearby table, "I wanna be with the nonchalant dreadhead!"

Another high voice yelled, "No, I wanna be with the nonchalant dreadhead!"

"Oi, oi, oi, baaaaka." Tamaki growled and silenced the commotion. The entire function locked in.

"Is that... no, it can't be... the Ohio sizzler?!" Someone cries. 

"You see that chick," Tamaki whips his dreads nonchalantly, "I rizzed her." He pointed nonchalantly at Haruhi. 

"Woah... Tamaki... You got so nonchalant since I last saw you." Haruhi took a bite of her Onika Burger. 

"Yeah," Tamaki sighed nonchalantly, "I've been looking within myself."

"Wait, guys, not only is he the Ohio rizzler... look at him!" The someone cries again. 

"He's so... so..." Another voice from the crowd.

"He might just be..." Another.

"Guys, I think he might be nonchalant..." Someone chalantly said. 

"I feel the nonchalant coming inside me." Tamaki nonchalantly looks at his hands, "What have I become?"

"You... wanna come home with me?" Haruhi asked shyly.

"W-why? ME?" Tamaki cracked out of his nonchalance for a moment.

"Yeah, lets go in the Dababy Car."

"I know it's been a while... but you up for a Fortnite and Jelq?"

Haruhi stood for a moment. She pondered.

"The truth is... I wanted to munt with you one last time." Haruhi sighed.

"Wha- last time? What do you mean."

"Let's just say another Baby Gronk rizzed up my Livvy Dunne."

And in that moment, Tamaki's world came to an end. 

Author's note: HAIIII it's been a while huh? It's Ten again! I hope you all liked this chapter. Since the last one, me and the other authors started highschool! I tried to modernize the newest chapter, and I think you can expect more consistency and great chapters. We are heading into junior year in September! 6/19/24 

Until next time!