Dream: Sapnap, can I talk to you for a second?
Sapnap: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and George are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Dream: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Dream: We need a distraction.
George: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Sapnap, whispering: My time has come
Dream: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
George: You’re a hazard to society
Sapnap: And a coward. DO TWENTY
Dream: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
George: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Sapnap: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
George: Good thinking
Dream: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
George: If?
Sapnap: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die
Dream: HELP! I TOLD SAPNAP I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
George, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help
Dream: What time is it?
George: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
George: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Sapnap: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
George: It’s 2 am
Dream: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
George: Wasn't Sapnap with you?
Sapnap: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
*Dream and George sitting in jail together*
George: So who should we call?
Dream: I’d call Sapnap, but I feel safer in jail
Dream: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
George: The cow???
Dream: What?
Sapnap: George, W H Y?
Dream: Why are you on the floor?
George: I'm depressed.
George: Also I was stabbed, can you get Sapnap, please
Dream, trying to ask George out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Sapnap: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Dream, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
George: You did WHAT–
Sapnap: William Snakepeare
A/n about 382 words! Love you all! More coming soon!
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DSMP Incorrect Quotes
Humorjust a bunch of incorrect quotes :) Edit: I've quit this fandom but read it if you want, it started as a joke and ended as one so don't take any of this super seriously lol 2024 edit - Please be careful reading this, it was made two years ago and so...
