DSMP Incorrect Quotes

Technoblade

Technoblade: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like

Technoblade: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude

Technoblade: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed

Technoblade: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

Technoblade: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response

Technoblade: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before

Technoblade: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a THREAT

Technoblade: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Technoblade*
Technoblade: Ha! Nice try! Next time, give it your A-game

Technoblade: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Technoblade: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later

Technoblade: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Technoblade: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake

Technoblade: You know how I roll.
Technoblade: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill

Technoblade: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren

Technoblade: Goodnight moon.
Technoblade: Goodnight tree.
Technoblade: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Technoblade: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Technoblade: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Technoblade: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation

Technoblade, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Technoblade: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Technoblade: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE (I found this funny cuz I'm pretty sure that's a Technoblade quote lol)

Technoblade: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll

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A/N: Sorry it's been so long since I've uploaded. Schools about done for the year so I'll be able to upload a lot more once it's summer! If I ever repeat any quotes, please tell me. I don't proofread like my ELA teacher wants me to :P

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