《I'm going on vacation so I won't be uploading until further notice just so you guys know! Some quotes may be repeated from other chapters since i have a terrible memory》
Ranboo, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo
Tubbo: You have to apologize to Wilbur
Tommy: Fine.
Tommy: 'Unf*ck you' or whatever
Wilbur : You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Tommy: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Tubbo: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ranboo: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Tubbo: Ranboo, my old arch enemy.
Tommy: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Tubbo: I have a life outside of you, Tommy
Dream: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Tommy: You would eat yourself?
Dream: I wouldn’t even question it.
Wilbur: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Tommy: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Tubbo: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Ranboo: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Phil: What the f*ck is wrong with you people
Wilbur: Listen, I can explain...
Tommy: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Niki: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Tubbo: You guys are getting paid?
Tommy: You think I really give a f*ck? I can’t even read
Tubbo: If Ranboo and I were drowning, who would you save?
Tommy: You two can’t swim?
Ranboo: It’s a hypothetical question, Tommy! who would you save?
Tommy: my time and effort
Wilbur: You love me, right, Fundy?
Fundy: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
George: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later
《Sorry it's short but I'll do a longer one next time! :°》
《Word Count: 337》
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DSMP Incorrect Quotes
Humorjust a bunch of incorrect quotes :) Edit: I've quit this fandom but read it if you want, it started as a joke and ended as one so don't take any of this super seriously lol 2024 edit - Please be careful reading this, it was made two years ago and so...
