DSMP Incorrect Quotes

Dream Team Part Dos

(Two uploads in one night?? Pog??)

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Dream: Um, Sapnap, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Sapnap: We need money!
Dream: You're scamming him?
Sapnap: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Dream: What?!No way!
Sapnap: Why not? We already stole George!
George: Hey guys
Dream: No, we didn't. George can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
George: I wanna steal

Dream: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Sapnap: You were flirting with George.
Dream: So what? They're my partner.
Sapnap: You asked them if they were single.
Dream:
Sapnap: And then you cried when they said they weren't

Dream: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Sapnap: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you.
George: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Dream: We need a distraction.
Sapnap: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
George, whispering: My time has come

Dream: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
George: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Dream: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Sapnap, recording: This is so cute

Dream: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
George: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Sapnap: I ate it too-
George: See?
Sapnap::-On purpose...
Dream & George: ...What?

Dream: Look at the buns on that guy!
Sapnap: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
George:: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Dream:: I'm not going back to jail!

Dream: YOU CHEATED!
Sapnap: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?
George: I… can confirm that that actually happened.Dream: …What.

Dream: You bought a taco?
Sapnap: Yes.
Dream: From the same truck that hit George?!
Sapnap, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them

Dream: I really like Eminem.
Sapnap: I prefer skittles.
George: They are talking about the rapper.
Sapnap: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Dream: If Sapnap and I were drowning, who would you save?
George: You two can't swim?
Sapnap: It's a hypothetical question, George! who would you save?
George: my time and effort

Dream, negotiating with Sapnap
Sapnap: We have George. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
George: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Dream:
George: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Dream: George STOP

(Woooow new website. Let know what other peoples you want me to humiliate, I just think it's best to stay away from SBI rn because I don't have the ability to do it rn. Thanks for understanding. Have a nice day/night!)