(Happy 3 years of yt Dream :), this was probably posted at midnight so his anniversary was on 7/6/22)
Dream: If karma doesn't hit you, I f*cking will.
Dream: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a F*CKING THREAT.
Dream: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Dream: *punches wall*
Dream:
Dream: Take me to the hospital
Dream: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day
Dream: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Dream: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I f*cked up bad
Dream: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll
Dream: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Dream: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Dream: You know how I roll.
Dream: And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill
Dream: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my f*cks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Dream: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found
Dream: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Dream: b!tches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m b!tches
Dream: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Dream: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
(Sorry it's short but my websites suck at giving me new quotes so I'm probably gonna do a duo or trio next idk who yet though. Have a nice day/night!)
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