DSMP Incorrect Quotes

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Philza: *Gently taps table*
Technoblade: *Taps back*
Wilbur: What are they doing?
Tommy: Morse code.
Philza: *Aggressively taps table*
Technoblade: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Philza: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Technoblade: Plane tickets?
Wilbur: Concert tickets?
Tommy: Prostitution?
Philza, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Technoblade: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Philza:
Wilbur:
Tommy:
Everyone Else At Technoblade’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Philza: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Philza, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Technoblade, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Wilbur, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Tommy, trembling: What are we playing

Philza, Technoblade, and Wilbur are sitting on a bench
Tommy: Why do you guys look so sad?
Philza: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Tommy sits down*
Technoblade: The bench is freshly painted.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Philza: Shit.
Technoblade: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Wilbur: OH MY GOD TOMMY FELL OFF!!!

*Philza's helping Technoblade out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Wilbur: How does Technoblade look?
Tommy: A little better than you, actually.

Philza: Have you seen a person named 'Technoblade' around here?
Wilbur: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Tommy: It looks fine to me?
Wilbur: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Philza: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Technoblade: Is it me, Philza?
Philza: No, it’s not you.
Wilbur: Is it me, Philza?
Philza: It’s not you either.
Tommy: Is it me, Philza?
Philza:
Philza, mockingly: Is IT mE Philza?

Philza, banging on the door: Technoblade! Open up!
Technoblade: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Wilbur: No, they meant-
Tommy: Let them finish.

Philza: Why is Technoblade so sad?
Wilbur: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Philza: And...?
Technoblade: They got Tommy.

Philza: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Technoblade: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Wilbur: I got distracted about halfway through.
Tommy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Wilbur: Technoblade isn’t answering their phone
Philza: I’ll call
Wilbur: Tommy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Technoblade: Hello?

Philza: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Technoblade: Put spaghetti in it.
Philza: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Wilbur: Put spaghetti in it.
Philza: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Tommy: Put spaghetti in it.
Philza: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Philza: Listen, I can explain...
Technoblade: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Wilbur: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Tommy: You guys are getting paid?

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A/N: 527 words poggers, that's all I have to say, I'm tired gn or gm bye bye bears