Ranboo: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Tubbo: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
Ranboo: Top 30 reasons why Ranboo is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Tubbo: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
Ranboo: I'm going to take you out
Tubbo: great, it's a date!
Ranboo: I meant that as a threat.
Tubbo: See you at five!
Tubbo: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Ranboo: Mind your language!
Tubbo: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Ranboo:
Tubbo: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Tubbo: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Ranboo: Wednesay
Tubbo: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
Tubbo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Ranboo: You and me!!!
Tubbo, tearing up: Okay
Tubbo: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Ranboo: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Tubbo:
Tubbo: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Tubbo: So what's for dinner?
Ranboo, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret
Tubbo: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Ranboo: How can you still say that?
Tubbo: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have
Tubbo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Ranboo: You're like 15 years old
Tubbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30
Tubbo: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Ranboo: You need to stop.
Tubbo, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Ranboo: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Tubbo, with the tone of someone who is used to Ranboo: Outstanding.
Tubbo: This is what I'm talking about people.
Tubbo: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Ranboo: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Tubbo: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Tubbo: Here's some advice
Ranboo: I didn't ask for any
Tubbo: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Tubbo: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Ranboo: Twelve, actually.
Tubbo: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Ranboo: Yours!
Tubbo: That's right: no one's.
Tubbo: I prevented a murder today.
Ranboo: Really? How'd you do that?
Tubbo: self control
Tubbo, tending to Ranboo's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Ranboo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Tubbo: It's dark in here
Ranboo: Don't worry dude I got this
Ranboo: *Stomps their feet*
Ranboo: *Skechers light up*
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Word count: 471
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Humorjust a bunch of incorrect quotes :) Edit: I've quit this fandom but read it if you want, it started as a joke and ended as one so don't take any of this super seriously lol 2024 edit - Please be careful reading this, it was made two years ago and so...
