Roman: Once upon a time!-
Virgil: Did I fucking ask?
Roman: No. But I am still going to tell you, emo. oNCE UPON A TIM-
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Janus: H-
Virgil: See? This is why no one actually likes you. Like at all.
Remus: I think he is rather swell!
Virgil:... You just said swell unironically. All your rights have been immediately revoked.
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Roman: Every day, I wake up, gaze at myself in the mirror, and remind myself; I am worthy of love and deserving of good things!
Janus: I thought you were like- against the lying thing.
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Logan: Could I please just read?
Patton, clinging to him while completely obstructing his vision- like fully: I don't see how I am stopping you here-
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Roman: What if we like- made out?
Logan:... We are all technically the same person. All aspects of Thomas's personally. That is fucking disgusting.
Roman: ....
Logan: ...
Roman: So you wanna-
Logan: Yeah.
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Virgil, looking over a burning building: ... Uhh- who the fu-
Remus, immediately: NOSE GOES-
Virgil: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE-
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Logan, sitting in the middle of the room curled in a ball: Ididntmeato.itdoesntevenmakesnes.whythehellwouldhtathappen-
Roman: is he like.. Ok?
Patton: He lost a game of scrabble....
Roman: Ok? He has lost games befor-
Patton: To Remus.
Roman: Ohhhh- oHH- HOW THE FUC-
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Patton, stretching:
Roman, Grabbing under his armpits and stretching him out further:
Logan: What-
Virgil: Roman wanted to see if Patton would react the same way cats do-
Logan; He was just punched in the face.
Virgil: Yup, he now owes me twenty.
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Logan, completely wasted: You know what? FUck this- fuck all of this and fuck you!
Janus: Uhh.. I'm not behind you.
Logan, spinning around from once staring at the wall in order to face Janus: You know w-
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Thomas: Notice how easy it is to upload like five different shitposts!
Logan: wow! So easy!
Patton: Easiest thing ever! Only took five minutes!
Roman: Yeah, we don't even disappear for like years on end!
Virgil: Thats kinda bullshi-
Deceit: Not easy at all.
Remus: The author is just a lazy fucking whore.
