Logan: I only have three questions for you
Patton, Roman, and Virgil: uhhhhh
Logan: each one has 31 parts
Roman: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Patton: NOOOOO
Virgil: well I hate myself and you Logan
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Patton: * Pout's*
Virgil: ...
Patton: *pout's louder*
Virgil: are you sad
Patton: yeah but I don't wanna talk about it
Virgil: then fire truck you
Patton: I have taught you well my son
Virgil: I'm not your son
Patton: whatever
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Patton: Do YoU KnOW dA wAy
Roman: stoppppppppo
Patton: iT Is tIme THaT I SHOw yOU dA WaY
Virgil: you know that died
Patton: oh no was the family sad
Logan: was that a pun
Patton: maybe
Logan: UGHHHHHHHHH
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Patton: how do monsters like there eggs
Logan: don-
Patton: Terri-fried
Logan: I'm going to my room
Patton: one second I have to tell you something
Logan: this better not be a pun
Patton: why did the banana go to the doctor
Logan: *under his breath* he wasn't peeling well
Patton: OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSK
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Virgil: crap have to text mom and dad that I'm staying over
*Virgil text Patton and Logan *
Patton: ok be safe kiddo
Logan: why are you texting me this
Virgil: mom really
Logan: OK. I. AM. SO. DONE. WITH. YOU. AND. JUST. UGHHHHH
Patton: why is Logan screaming
Virgil: I called him mom again
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Virgil: I can't stand human contact the last time I touched someone (that's what she said... I'm so sorry) was when I shoved deceit down the stairs
Patton: ...
Logan: you are literally cuddling with Roman
Roman: ...
Virgil: this. Means. NOTHING
