*Logan doing work*
Roman, draping himself over Logan's lap and looking up at him with pout: Logan, tell me I'm pretty.
Logan, grabbing Roman's face with both hands and smiling lovingly at him: You're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.
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Patton: How's it going?
Logan, sighing: It's going.
Virgil: wish it wasn't.
Patton: Virge-
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Roman: can I barrow a pencil?
Logan: I don't know. Can you?
Roman: I don't know. Can you stop being a bitch?
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Roman: Logan, can you pass the salt?
Logan: Can you pass at least one class?
Roman: ....
Roman: too much salt.
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Patton: HEY!
Logan:
Patton: HEY! You!
Logan: me?
Patton: YES! YOU!
Logan: What is it?
Patton: I love you.
