Roman: mom dad..... I'm gay
Logan: *looks a Patton*
Patton: *smiles widely*
Logan: dont-
Patton: HEY GAY, IM DAD
Logan: UGHHHHH
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Roman: yo mom gay
Virgil: yo dad a lesbian
Roman: *dies*
Logan: you guys know we have the same mom and dad right
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Virgil : *spit out water on Logan*
Logan: *triggered*
Patton: *walks in* water we doing in here
Logan:*even more triggered*
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(Lol this one is my favourite)
*sander sides at the Carnival*
Virgil: so Patton what do you wanna ride first
Patton: Logan
*Logan chokes on corn dog*
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Patton: hey your cute
Logan: oh sh-
Virgil: run, RUN
Roman: CUTE, IM A GODDESS
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Roman: wait, your allergic to peanut butter
Logan: yes
Roman: b-but is so good
Logan: * sarcastic* oh great now I'm not allergic
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Roman: hey, how are you
Virgil: I'm alright
Roman:...
Roman: IM GOOD thanks for asking _______________________________________________________________
Virgil: my house is hunted
Logan: That is imposs-
Deceit: *pops up from no where* sup
Virgil: SEEE
Logan: *rolls eyes*
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Virgil: what the hell were you thinking
Roman: what it was romantic
Virgil: OWLS ARE NOT ROMANTIC