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Roman: so Virgil just sprayed two cans of axe
Patton: oh really
Roman: and seven people suffocated
Patton: well I guess you can call him an axe murder
Logan, from in his room: UGHHHHHHHH
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Virgil: hey mom if you wanna park in that handy cap parking I can just snap my leg right now
Logan: FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT YOU'RE MOM
Patton:*laughing to himself*
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*deceit on fire*
Virgil: quick someone pass me some water
Patton: *pass water*
Virgil: *starts drinking water* ha burn bitc-
Patton: NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN ROBLOX SERVER *looks down at deceit* OMG
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Roman: and that's how me and Patton became a thing
Patton: he really is Roman-tic
Logan: why him
Roman: I honestly do not know
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Logan: this is the nerd table you can't sit here
Virgil: come on mom
Logan: IM NOT YOUR MOTHER
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Logan: have a cookie you know what you Earned it
Patton, holding an iron: ironed it
Logan: welp now you lost it
Patton, putting the iron down: really
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Virgil: THIS IS HALLOWEEN
Roman:HALLOWEEN
Patton:HALLOWEEN
Logan: ITS SEPTEMBER
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Virgil: what did you guys get for number 6
Logan: I got 5
Patton: I got 9.2
Roman: I got Hamilton, I don't know how
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*deceit walking through the halls with a knife sees logan*
Logan: AHHHHHH
Deceit: *put knife up to wallpaper and drags it along the wall*
Logan: my new wallpaper
Logan : *grabs deceits knife and charges at him with it*
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Logan: *out of nowhere* hey nothing is on fire, fire is on things
Patton: wait... really
Virgil: *rethinking life*
Roman: when you drink without a straw you go from the top to the bottom, but if you drink with a straw then you drink it from the bottom to the top.
Virgil: *having a panic attack*
Patton: *helping Virgil*
Logan: *in a ball on the ground*
Roman: *banging his head of a wall*

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