Unknown: We have your boyfriend.
Deceit (Janus): Boyfriend? What?
Unknown: He wears green, really dumb, and he keeps making sex jokes?
Deceit (Janus): You have Remus! Oh... you have Remus...
Deceit (Janus): Keep him.
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Deceit (Janus): So... I heard you were single...
Virgil, clinging to Roman: You heard wrong.
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Patton: What's it like?
Roman: What's, what like?
Patton: You know...
Roman: I know?
Patton: Being beautiful?
Roman, blushing: ...
Roman: You should know.
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Logan: Virgil, why are you still in class? It ended 15 minutes ago.
Virgil: I'm just reevaluating the worth of the world we live in. Is it truly worth it, or are we all just a waste of space.
Logan: ...
Virgil: ...
Virgil: Plus Remus glued my ass to this chair.
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Virgil: Logan, you're not Patton. Not everyone likes you.
Logan: Not everyone likes Patton, you know?
Virgil:
Logan: Oh no-
Virgil, grabbing the nearest knife: Names..... right now.
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Roman: Virgil? Oh yeah! I LOVE him. Like he is the love of my life and I have loving feelings for him. But does that me I'm in love with him? No-
Roman: ...
Roman: Holy shit- I'm in love with Virgil.
Roman, to Patton and Logan: Why didn't you tell me?!
Patton: We thought you knew...
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Patton: if I was a drink, I would be chocolate milk!
Roman: I would be green tea.
Virgil: bleach.
Deceit (Janus): vinegar.
Remus: battery acid!
Thomas: batteries.
Logan: that's not even a drink-
Patton: THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT?
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Logan, taking Virgil's bag of chips: Don't eat after 9pm. It's not good for you.
Virgil: Ha! You believe in time?
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Logan: So why did the dark sides kick you out?
Virgil :I threw a lamp and Deceit and told him to 'lighten the fuck up.'
Patton: Oh-
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Ok. Can I just thank you all so much for 13k reads-
Wtf.
Y'all, why do you keep reading I hardly update-
But I am extremely thankful.
Love you all-
Anyway,
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