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Earlier.
Thomas: You know what would be funny, you make pickup lines for all the sides.

Roman: That would be funny-

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Now

Roman: Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Virgil: No you can't, my names Anxiety. Now get outta here with that shit.
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Roman: Are you trash, because I want to take you out.

Logan: ...

Logan: I am a part of Thomas's personality, not trash. What does that even mean?
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Roman: I know this sounds cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.

Patton: Was that a pun?

Roman: Yeah?

Patton: Marry me.

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Roman: I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Deceit (lying): Then stay down

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Remus: Ice is just water having a boner

Logan: Please shut the fuck up

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Virgil: How would you like you're steak?

Patton: On a plate.

Virgil: No, how would you like it cooked?

Patton: On a stove.

Virgil: Get out.

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Remus: I'm hungry.

Roman: *Pulls out real food*

Remus: Ew, no. *grabs deodorant.*

Roman: What is wrong with you?

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Virgil: Dammit.

Patton: Hey, I'm upset too, but let's watch our fucking language.

Virgil: ... What the fuck?

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Virgil: Did Somebody order a big sausage pizza?

Remus: I did but I don't have any money. *Winks*

Virgil, slowly closing the door: Why the fuck did you order a pizza than?

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There yeah go. Another one. Can we just talk about how my story has like 1.50k reads, like why? It's so shit.
YEET I TAKE TO LONG TO POST.
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Anyway,
Have a good day.

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