Logan, hoarsely: I'm losing my voice.
Roman: that means you can't yell at us anymore.
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Roman: turns out, Logan is scarier when he's quiet.
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Thomas: if you took a shot every time you made a bad decision would you still be sober?
Logan: yes.
Patton: Maybe a little tipsy.
Virgil and remy: wasted.
Roman: dead.
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Virgil: there are 9 planets, 7 continents, 195 countries, 7.7 billion people. And I had to meet you.
Roman: THERES 8 PLANETS DUMBASS!
Virgil: VIVA LA PLUTO! BITCH!
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*what the sides say before they eat*
Thomas: Dig in!
Logan: Lets eat.
Remy: You got any coffee to go with this?
Patton: We love our bread, we love our butter. But most of all, we love each other.
Roman: Rub-A-Dub Dub! Thanks for the grub.
Deceit: I wanna munch.
Virgil, finger gunning: Welcome to Flavour town.
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Virgil: what's your real name?
Deceit: oh, it's Roman.
Virgil: that's not gonn-
Roman: oh my god, that's crazy!
Virgil, whispering: oh my god. You're a fucking idiot.
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Logan: I'm your opinion, what it the height of stupidity?
Virgil: HEY, Roman. How tall are you?
Roman: *offended prince sound*
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Idk wtf to say so,
Have a good day
