Logan: if I feel one more emotion... I will snap
Patton: Logan....no
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[playing dungeons & dragon]
Patton: I roll to steal Logan's heart
Logan: patton, you can't-
Patton: *rolls a twenty* ....
Logan: ....
Virgil, the dungeonmaster: you have a spring wedding, I am your best man, Roman is Patton's maid of honour.
Roman: yessssss
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Virgil: mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the saddest of them all?
Mirror: Patton sanders
Virgil: YOU TAKE THAT BA- wait what?
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Logan: okay Thomas, I'm serious this time. If you do that, it will not go well for you.
Thomas: *does it anyway*
Logan:
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Random person talking to Virgil:
What are you a girl or a boy?
Virgil: imma edgy emo kid
Random person talking to Logan:
What are you a girl or a boy?
Logan: I'm the smartest person you will ever meet
Random person starting to get mad talking to Patton: what are you a girl or a boy?
Patton: I'm a pun maker
Random person triggered talking to Roman: WHAt ARE YOU A GIRL OR A BOY?
Roman: ...I'm a gay fairy
Random person: UGHHHHH
(Me too Roman)
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Virgil: hey Logan, if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together.
Logan: if you could rearrange the alphabet you would put S, E, X together, then laugh about it for days
Virgil: ...got me there
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Me: I know-
Anyone who knows me: YES, I know you think deceit is an okay person, and he was just doing his job. I KNOW!
Me: ... I was going to say, I know you're sad because your grandma passed away, but you will get through this...
Anyone who knows me: you know your lying.....
Me: ......Damn
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Logan: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Virgil: .... HEY ROMAN, how tall are you?
Roman: *offended price noise*
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