Gildersnake: Foolish children! I could swallow you both whole! [hisses]
Azura: Do not underestimate us, Gildersnake, for I am the Good Witch Azura, warrior of peace!
Lizara: And for I am the Good Witch Lizara, also the warrior of peace!
[They both do poses as the wind blows in the girl's hair before Azura drops into a battle stance and holds her staff like a bazooka, while Lizara blocks her ears] Now eat this, sucka! [fires off staff]
Gildersnake: [while being shot] No! My only weakness: dying! [collapses]
[Cuts to a doll of Azura, Lizara, and a green snake being held.]
Luz and Y/N: And that's the end.
Camila: The end of what?
Luz: Our book report. [the snake hisses and bites the doll]
Y/N: I think we knocked it out of the park.
Principal Hal: Your kid's book report is why you're both in here.
[He gestures to the door, through which we can see two students running by screaming, snakes biting their heads.]
Luz: Oh. That's where the backup snakes were.
Camila: And what were you two going to do with this? [holds up several firecrackers tied together]
Y/N and Luz: That was for the Act Three closer...
Camila: Mija's, I love your creativity, but it's gotten out of hand. Do you remember why you both were in the principal's office the last three times?
[Cut to Luz and Y/N on stage at an audition for Romeo and Juliet, Y/N was holding a spork, while Luz was on the floor]
Luz: O happy dagger, give me death!
[Y/N stabs the spork into Luz's torso before tearing her dress, making several links of sausages fall out. Everyone else on stage screams and runs. Cut to Luz and Y/N sewing a pigeon head onto a squirrel's body, on a platform labeled "baby griffin".]
Y/N: Now for the final anatomically correct touch-
Luz: spider breath!
[Luz opens the model's beak. Many spiders come out, crawling over her, Y/N, and the table. People scream in terror, throwing objects everywhere. Cut to cheerleading tryouts, where a girl does a successful backflip. Every other student applauds.]
Luz: You think that's an impressive trick? [throws her pom-poms to the side] Take a look at this. [turns around to reveal she flipped her eyelids inside out] Bleep, bloop, bleep!
[Y/N then claps in joy]
[Everyone else screams and runs, and it sounds like at least one person is gagging. Cut back to Principal Hal's office.]
Camila: We all love that you both express yourself, but if you two can't learn to separate fantasy from reality, you both may need to spend the summer here.
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The Owl House (Reader insert)/ The Golden Gaurd x reader
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN TOH, NOR THE COVER You and you're sister Luz, were supposed to go to this summer camp to stop being what people call you "weirdos", But...when they had chased this trash thief who stole their favorite book they ended up in a realm calle...
