[Open on the Owl House living room. Luz and Y/N are reading a pamphlet about Hexside, labeled "Hexside Facts and Trivia." It has a picture of on the back along with his quote, "Education is the real magic."]
Luz: King, listen to this!
King: [laying on Luz's stomach] Hey! Less ready, more scratchy!
Luz: [sits up] Sorry! Now that Y/N and I will be students at Hexside, We wanna learn all about it!
Y/N: We've got a new crush, and her name is Education!
King: [bites the pamphlet] Nyah!
Eda: [kicks the front door open] Hey freeloaders! Guess what today is?
Luz: Is it your birthday!?
King: Is it my birthday?
Hooty: It's my birthday!
Eda: No! [closes front door] It's human treasure day!
[Eda tosses the Portal Door into the air. It unfolds and opens. Owlbert flies through, dragging a giant sack. The sack tears when he flips it onto the floor, revealing a pile of human garbage. The door closes.]
Eda: [hops onto the pile] Ahh, fresh garbage.
King: Ooo, gimme gimme gimme! [pulls out a teddy bear ] Yes! Another worthy addition to my army of terror!
New Guy: I love cuddles and kisses!
King: Truly horrifying!
Eda: [to Luz and Y/N] Yo, kids. Your trash pile's getting cold. While mine's getting hot! [pulls out a wire clothes hangar] I have never seen such an extravagant earring.
Luz: You can have our trash. Whoa! Did you know that Hexside was built on the bones of its Rival School? One it literally conquered!
[Luz shows off the pamphlet, showing a picture of a much younger Principal Bump standing on various Glandus students, being cheered on by fellow Hexside students. The school burns behind them.]
Eda: [now wearing two clothing hangars as earrings and looking in a mirror] Yes I know all these things, I went there. It was the most harrowing period of my life. [to her reflection] Oh, hello!
Luz: Can you imagine it! Y/N and I, in the halls of Hexside, studying with and and- maybe even ! Amity! Oh cramity! We're supposed to meet so Y/N and I can get our book back! [grabs Y/N's hand and runs out, slams door; reopens door] We love you guys!
Hooty: And I love you, gu--!
[Luz slams the door again.]
Hooty: Aaah!
[Y/N opens the door again]
Y/N: Love you, Hooty!
[Y/N closes the door]
YOU ARE READING
The Owl House (Reader insert)/ The Golden Gaurd x reader
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN TOH, NOR THE COVER You and you're sister Luz, were supposed to go to this summer camp to stop being what people call you "weirdos", But...when they had chased this trash thief who stole their favorite book they ended up in a realm calle...
