[Open on a playground in the middle of Bonesborough. Several baby-track students are there. A sign at the front gate reads "THE SLAYGROUND funded by the Bonesborough department of parks & wreck". Cut to a sign above a bench that reads "ALL BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTERS MUST BE LEASHED." and are sitting on a bench under the sign.]
Luz: [visibly nervous] What if he gets hurt? What if the kids are mean to him? [gasps] My parental instincts are freaking out, man.
Y/N: Mine too! I mean this is the longest I kept an animal alive...
Eda: He's fine. Look at him.
[Cut to King trying to climb the slide.]
Luz: It does look like he's having fun.
King: [grunting]
Y/N: Aw. I wonder what cute little game he's playing.
King: Stand back, cretins. [grunting as he reaches the top] Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!
Kids: [share a look] Okay.
[One does a handstand while the other does a backbend.]
King: Yes, appease your master.
Usurper: This isn't for standing, it's for sliding. You try. [shoves him]
King: Whoa, whoa! [screams, grunts] Eda! [runs to his friends, clings to Luz's leg] That monster took my throne.
Eda: You mean the baby?
King: No, the usurper. I want you to go over there and blow him up. Kaboom!
Usurper: [riding a spring rider] Kaboom!
Eda: [unscrews from staff] Yeah, I'm not using Owlbert to blow up a five‐year‐old.
Owlbert: [hoots]
Eda: He's got better things to do. Like this... [pets him]
Owlbert: [warbling]
Y/N: Aw, what a sweetie. How did you get him?
Eda: Get? I made Owlbert from the branch of an ancient tree.
Owlbert: [hops onto Eda's hand, hoots]
Eda: Oh, he's my palisman and we're bonded for life. [Owlbert hops to her shoulder, nuzzling her cheek] I'd annihilate anyone who'd hurt him.
King: Fine. Don't help. Revenge will taste all the sweeter if they fall by my hand alone. [laughs]
Usurper: [shoves King over] Tag, your it! [laughs and runs off]
Eda: Oh, man. Here we go. King's squeak of rage.
King: [stands] Nyeh! Nyeh! [squealing, pauses, continues squealing as he charges after his rival]
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The Owl House (Reader insert)/ The Golden Gaurd x reader
FanficI DO NOT OWN TOH, NOR THE COVER You and you're sister Luz, were supposed to go to this summer camp to stop being what people call you "weirdos", But...when they had chased this trash thief who stole their favorite book they ended up in a realm calle...
