[Open on the back of the Owl House. Cut to the kitchen where Eda is stirring something on the stove while King is watching Luz and Y/N talk to Willow and Gus on a crystal ball. ]
Luz: So they said I couldn't remove my thumb, but look at that! [pretends to remove her thumb] Whoop!
Gus: You sliced it off! [panicked] You sliced off your own thumb!
Willow: [chuckles] You make doing homework actually fun.
Y/N: [ruffles Luz's hair] And they say humans can't do magic
King: Guys... [climbs onto table] Nyeh! You guys have been talking to them all morning. Don't forget about the Nocedas and King comedy hour!
Eda: Please, no. Not the comedy hour...
King: This week I've been working with props! [turns around to show a cardboard tube on his nose] Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? [slams a piece of bread on his face] Looks like I'm toast!
Luz, Y/N, and King: [laugh]
Eda: It just goes on like this for an hour!
Luz: Heyo, doughboy, quit loafing around!
King: Why don't you bake me?
Y/N: Wow, guys your bread puns are really...on a roll
Luz, Y/N, and King: [laugh]
[The crystal ball buzzes with an alarm and flashes red. The time, 8:00, flashes below Willow and Gus.]
Luz: School time! See you guys in class!
Willow: Bye!
Gus: But what about the thumb?!
[Luz ends the call.]
King: [sigh]
Y/N: Hey, don't worry. We'll finish our comedy hour when we get home.
[Luz and Y/N kiss King's skull and head for the door]
King: Hee hee, oh you two!
Luz and Y/N: [singsong] Try not to miss us while we're gone! [closes door]
King: [scrambles over to the door] You... you really think they're coming back this time?
Eda: Yes, they'll be back; they always come back. It's cute you miss them, though.
King: The King of Demons-- [tosses bread and tube off] The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if they both came through this door right now! Wha!
[Luz and Y/N come through the door.]
Eda: Hey, you're-
King: You're back! [climbs up on Luz's head and leans his head on Y/N's] I didn't miss you guys at all.
Luz: Apparently there's an infestation of pixies at Hexside, so school's been canceled.
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The Owl House (Reader insert)/ The Golden Gaurd x reader
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN TOH, NOR THE COVER You and you're sister Luz, were supposed to go to this summer camp to stop being what people call you "weirdos", But...when they had chased this trash thief who stole their favorite book they ended up in a realm calle...
