[Open on Eda's Human Collectibles stand in the market. King holds up a tray of mostly inedible human things.]
King: Partake of my free snack samples! Take it! I demand it as your ruler, the King of Demons!
[Several people pass but none even look at him. He throws the tray on the ground.]
King: Nyeh! Why isn't anyone paying attention to me? I'm their rightful overlord. Intellectually and such.
Eda: Yeah...hey! [grabs a passerby by the cowl, sniffs] It reeks more of nerd than money today.
Luz and Y/N: Guys!
Passerby: Ah!
Luz: You will not believe what's going on! [poses under a banner] It's a book fair! Where books come to life!
[A book jumps off one of the stands next to her.]
Book: Hello.
Luz and Y/N: [screams and kicks it]
King: A fair without rides?
Boy: Who needs rides when this [shoves a book in King's face] can take you anywhere?
King: Nyeh.
[King throws a strip of bacon on the boy's head. A winged demon flies by and picks him up. The boy screams.]
Eda: A, ew. [throws book on the ground] B, I'm bored. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse. [walks off]
Y/N: No, wait! [to King] Will you give it a chance?
Luz: I'll let you ride in my hoodie! [puts her hood up]
King: Ooohoohoohoo!
[Cut to Luz and Y/N walking through the book fair with King in Luz's hood.]
Luz: This book fair's got everything! A zine-making workshop, meet and greets, and- what's that? [gasp] A writing competition!? I've always wanted to be a writer.
King: Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch?
Luz: Of course, I wanna be a witch. But where Y/N and I are from that's kinda... impossible. So my runner-up dream was to become a writer. [pulls a picture out of her pocket] I've had this about the author picture since I was seven years old. I know my good angle
Y/N: Awww! Luz, you were so cute! What happened?
Luz: Hey!
Y/N: I'm kidding!
Bo: [laughs as she runs by]
King: Ugh! What are these basement dwellers doing out in natural sunlight?
Tiny Nose: Um! We're in line for Jon de Plume, most famous writer on the Boiling Isles, famed author of the Realm Warriors series! I'm gonna have him read my story... and marry me.
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The Owl House (Reader insert)/ The Golden Gaurd x reader
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN TOH, NOR THE COVER You and you're sister Luz, were supposed to go to this summer camp to stop being what people call you "weirdos", But...when they had chased this trash thief who stole their favorite book they ended up in a realm calle...
