[Open on the Owl House living room. King is watching videos on Y/N's phone while she and Luz use magnifying glasses to look at flowers.]
Y/N: Come on! Work this time.
[ Luz and Y/N replicate the plant glyph, activate it, and gasp when two flowers successfully grow]
Luz and Y/N: YES!
Luz: Check it out, King: our glyph skills are blossoming!
Y/N: [looks at Luz] That was corny...
King: You think that's impressive? Check this out! Two warriors battling to the death!
[On the phone, two cats meow. One prepares to pounce on the other but falls on its back. Luz and Y/N look at the open Portal Door.]
Luz: Ah. I see we're getting enough Wi-Fi through the portal for cat videos.
King: Senseless violence. Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!
Luz: Y/N and I regret teaching you about the Internet.
King: Hah! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh! Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Y/N: Yep, that's not right.
[She takes her phone back as it vibrates. She got a text from her reading, "How's you and Luz today, cariños? <3, Mamá."]
Luz and Y/N: [gulps]
Y/N: What should I say?!
Luz: I don't know! Anything! Besides anything about the Demon Relm!
[Y/N starts typing "We", then deletes it. "We're" and "It's" are also typed and quickly deleted. She ends up sending a thumbs-up emoji.]
Luz and Y/N: Good enough.
King: Ah, a severed hand! Perfect response.
[Luz and Y/N flop down on the couch and puts pillows on their faces.]
Luz: [muffled] Ugh! What are we supposed to say? [sits up; normal] "Hey mom, not at camp actually! We are in the Demon Relm learning to become Witches! Also, did you know that demons and magic are real?" She. Will. End us.
Y/N: [sits up; normal] Or, she would just not believe us, and end up never loving us again because she would think we are crazy!
King: Nah, she'd be freaked out by our world anyway. So actually, by keeping the truth from her, you two are doing her a favor!
Luz and Y/N: Hm. The demon on our shoulders makes a good point.
King: Always trust a shoulder demon!
[He takes the phone. Hooty opens the door.]
Hooty: Hoot hoot, girls! Time to fill up those darling little heads of yours with... [regurgitates a stack of books onto the ground] Mm-hmm. Delicious knowledge!
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The Owl House (Reader insert)/ The Golden Gaurd x reader
FanfictionI DO NOT OWN TOH, NOR THE COVER You and you're sister Luz, were supposed to go to this summer camp to stop being what people call you "weirdos", But...when they had chased this trash thief who stole their favorite book they ended up in a realm calle...
