[Open on the Owl House living room, where Luz is reading from The Good Witch Azura 5 to King.]
Luz: " 'Azura,' Hecate began. 'Our paths have crossed only in battle. But today I stand before you seeking an ally.' " [sighs]
King: Luz, you're getting all swoony again.
Luz: I can't help it. Azura is able to befriend everyone. Even her biggest rival. I wish I had that kind of power.
King: Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.
Luz: Okay. "Suddenly the door swung open."
Hooty: [swings the door open] Ding‐dong. Ding. Hoot! Hoot!
King: The book has come to life! Burn it!
[Luz goes to the door and finds a basket.]
Luz: Hmm?
[Cut to the kitchen, where Y/N is reading a spell-book.]
Luz: Eda, you got a package. It looks like a gift basket.
Eda: Probably an offering. Ah! Being the most powerful witch in the Boiling Isles has its perks.
[King, a bib now tied on, grunts as he pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat.]
King: [rubbing his paws together] Mm. Fresh meat.
Luz: No, not eating that.
Y/N: [puts book away] Food? [She walks over to see the baby] uhhh....thanks but I'm on a low baby diet.
Eda: Witches eating babies is so 1693. What is this?
King: There's a note. [grabs it] "Take care of my child till morning. Yi Yi."
Eda: Nope. Babies are awful. Not happening.
King: "You will be handsomely rewarded. X‐O‐X‐O‐X‐O‐X. Bat Queen."
Eda: Bat Queen?
[King pulls a few snails out of the basket. Eda's eyes widen.]
Eda: Reward?
Y/N: Who's the Bat Queen?
[King sniffs the snails.]
Eda: She's the wealthiest demon on the Boiling Isles. Get in with her and you're set for life. [takes one of the snails] So, we keep this thing alive for a few hours and we get paid. Pfft. Easy.
Luz: Our greatest adventure yet! Learning about love and life through a child's eyes.
Eda: Not you two. You guys have to return the books I checked out from the library.
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The Owl House (Reader insert)/ The Golden Gaurd x reader
FanficI DO NOT OWN TOH, NOR THE COVER You and you're sister Luz, were supposed to go to this summer camp to stop being what people call you "weirdos", But...when they had chased this trash thief who stole their favorite book they ended up in a realm calle...
