Jojen Reed One Shots

Feud

Westeros is a vast place, with many people, families and dynasties. Many of Which hate each other for reasons no one quite remembers. Some have songs and old tales to explain the hatred between people, some are recent enough to understand, and others so lost to time even the great histories fail to recall the reason as to why the feud began in the first place.

I sat in the grass pouting I wasn't happy about this not at all. Bran sat with that damn boy discussing things, I hated it, I hated his very face, his very existence so I marched over.

"What are you telling him? Whispering your damn mash magic to him?"

"What I am or am not telling him is no concern of yours" jojen spoke back as angry with me as I was with him "besides I even told you, you'd fail to understand"

"What do you think I'm stupid? I'm remember that next time your sorry ass wants a fire, or water, or dinner"

"Maybe if I did it myself we'd get those things in a reasonable time frame"

"Enough!" Bran yelled, making us stop "you two have been bickering for days. Enough already"

"We're not bickering. Simply telling this mud man where to go"

"Rich talk from a water whore"

"Enough! Look. I know the reeds and the y/l/ns have a bit of a .... History. But for the sake of everyone can you two put it aside?"

We both just glared at each other waiting "well?"

"I'll agree to stop of she does."

"And why should I trust you reeds are known for being the most backhanded men in westeros"

"Ohh yeah! And y/l/n's are known for being crazy little witches so Which one of us is untrustworthy!"

"Enough! Jojen go help Meera with the dinner y/n go help Osha with the tent and I'd you can't stop bickering then stay away from each other" Bran told us so I sighed and went to help meera with the dinner 

"What is your problem with my brother?"

"he pisses me off"

"why do y/l/n's and reeds have such a feud anyway?"

"No idea it's been in the family as long as anyone remembers"

"You have no issue with me though?"

"No. just boy reeds are dicks, the girls are fine. the boys have the dickhole chromosome" 

"Understandable, to be fair jojen can be a dick" 

I sat watching the fire crack and break away at the few sticks we had managed to find in the thick woods everyone else fast asleep but I couldn't help watching his evil glare across the fire 

"Mud man" I snapped

"water whore"

"green dick"

"bitch witch"

"Cockalorum"

"Snollygoster"

"Lickspittle"

"Ninnyhammer"

"Mumpsimus"

"Milksop"

"tiny prick"

"Fat ass"

"Hey! what your butt is huge!"

"why are you all like this you reed men!  completely idiotic, untrustworthy, completely dishonourable cocks" 

"why are all you y/l/n women like this! you overreact to everything, you won't trust anyone your so paranoid, riddget, friddget little... cunts!" 

"You know what. if we find out will you stop this"

"If we both find out will you ut it out too?"

"Deal" I sighed I begrudgingly took his arm as we laid together trying to make sure I could follow him into his green dream, and soon enough we arrived in a beautiful spring place the sun shining down sweetly I knew where we were at the tall old were wood tree the most southern left in the world it was clearly some time ago before the draw close of winter, I saw under the tree stood a preist, and beside him stood a woman clearly a high born girl in a beautiful dress, her hair done this was clearly a wedding but... a groom was missing, and they had all clearly been there a long time. 

"What's going on?"

"It's a wedding."

"who's wedding?"

"A wedding, between a reed and a y/l/n"

"Our families were meant to be together? I mean it makes sense the two most southern northern houses, makes sense they would want to bond together"

"What happened here that made us hate each other for so many generations?"

A man arrived clearly a reed, he met the bride and priest and the bride smiled but they spoke so quietly we couldn't hear her smile dropped he began to walk away as the bride began to cry falling to her knees on the grass as she burst into tears, the groom walked away and met with another younger, more beautiful girl kissing her and taking her away with him

"That's why our families hate each other, they were to be bonded together in marriage, but the reed boy left the y/l/n girl at the alter for another woman. that's why y/l/n's say reed's are untrustworthy and dishonourable" jojen nodded

"and why reed's think y/l/n women overact and paranoid"

"I get it now"

"Yeah I do too, makes sense, why our families have hated each other for god, knows how many generations"

"I completely understand why you hate me"

"Well... I don't hate you. I just hate your damn ancestor" 

"I also hate my ancestor. What a dick" he says "Y/n... I'm sorry. for how I've treated you on the back of one dick's opinion of overreacting ex-fiance" 

"I'm sorry too," I said "honestly after this long we should have gotten over it" I said 

"I uhhh... if I can I'd like to make amends for the crimes and sickish moves of my ancestors" 

"How?"

"would you... marry me?"

"what?"

"it would bring our family together at last? fix the stupid feud? and I kinda like you, what do you say?"

"Alright, why not? be the Romeo and Juliet of this shit." I smiled offering my hand and he happily took it giving my hand a kiss