Written on - 26 March 2022
Published on - 26 March 2022Trigger warning ⚠⚠
Dark humorI heard u are eager to visit me,
so heres the death recipe.
Follow if u must,
follow the recipe.First we make something sweet,
5kg of sugar
In 4 litres of water,
heat it in a cookerNext we need something spicy,
Add 3 pounds of bhut jolokia.
Stir it well.
Its perfect for Diarrhoea.Now we will add something tasty,
Pour 6 kg of dark chocolate
and keep it in a freezer.
Then just wait.Eat it after a day or two.
Savour all bits with glee.
Here opens the death door,
come meet me.●○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○
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Um... Hehe.
Nice facts aren't they?
It's impossible to actually stuff in this much of amount though.
Here ➷
◆ "A research study in 1980 calculated that three pounds of extreme chilies in powder form - of something like the Bhut Jolokia - eaten all at once could kill a 150-pound person.
◆Consuming 5kg (10.6lb) of sugar is very likely to kill anyone.
◆Symptoms of water intoxication tend to start appearing after you consume more than 3 to 4 L of water in a few hours.
◆the median lethal dose for humans is 1000 milligrams per kilogram of body weight. That means that an 80 kg human would have to eat 5.7 kg of unsweetened dark chocolate for it to kill them (going by a theobromine content of 14 milligrams per gram of dark chocolate, although it varies)
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