All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #1

(Ji-min and Hyo-ryung is added)
(None of these are mine, credits to the rightful owners)

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Y/n- how to flirt with guys

Y/n- Step 1- Be straight

*Nam-ra walks by*

Y/n- Step 1 failed

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Hyeong-ju- Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Ji-min- you're a hazard to society

Y/n- and a coward, DO 20!

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Ms. Park- Theres only one thing worse than a rapist

Ms. Park- *Tears off paper to reveal the word 'child'*

Na-yeon- A child

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Nam-ra- what's the hardest thing to say?

On-jo- I love you

Hyeong-ju- I'm sorry

I-sak *stuttering*- Worcestershire sause

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On-jo- What does take out mean?

I-sak- Food

Na-yeon- Dating

Ji-min- Murder

Y/n- All 3 if you wanna have a good time

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Hyo-ryung- Hey Cutie

Ji-min- Wait, are you flirting with me?

Hyo-ryung- Have been for that past month, but thank you for noticing

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Nam-ra- Please be careful

Y/n- I'm always careful

On-jo- I respectfully disagree

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Y/n- I thought you were dating?

I-sak- No, What make you think that?

Y/n to everyone- Raise your hand if you thought I-sak and Na-yeon were dating

Everyone raising their hand

I-sak- Na-yeon why are YOU raising your hand?

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Ha-ri- You are all being ridiculous, Mi-jin does not have a crush on me

Nam-ra- yes she does

On-jo- yes she does

Y/n- yes she does

I-sak- yes she does

Na-yeon- yes she does

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Ji-min- Hyo-ryung I need a favor

Hyo-ryung- I'm not giving you a kiss again

Eunji, confused- kiss?

Hee su,even more confused- again?

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Hyeon-ju- People have a unique way of lighting up a room

Eunji- It's called arson and those people are witnesses

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Kidnapper- We kidnapped your friend

Y/n- which one?

Kidnapper- huh?

Y/n- which one????

Kidnapper- uh Long black hair, has earphones, Apparently Class president

Y/n- oh Nam-ra, hah well good luck with that buddy

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Hyeong-ju- When I was 9, I had a crush on a girl in my school and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote a letter that said "Get out of my school"

Eunji- THAT WAS YOU?

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Hee su, scrolling on her phone- apparently some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Y/n, covered in ink and soaked wet- Well maybe the squid was being a JERK

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Ha-ri- I need you to swear-

Mi-jin- Fuck

Ha-ri-

Ha-ri- swear as in promise

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On-jo- What time is it?

I-sak- pass me the kazoo

I-sak- (insert kazoo screeching)

Nam-ra- WHO IN THE LIVING HELL IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 3 IN THE MORNING!?

I-sak- It's 3 in the morning

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Hyeong-ju- I want to go on a shopping trip where im the only one and everything is free

Eunji- Hyeong, that's called night robbery

Hyeong-ju- so be it

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Nam-ra- You're smiling, what happened?

On-jo- What? I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Y/n, trying not to laugh- Cheong-san tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Ha-ri- Mi-jin, you lost a lot of blood and your going to need transfusion, What's your type?

Mi-jin- Tall, Cute, Determined, she's an archery-

Ha-ri- What? No, Your blood type

Mi-jin-

Mi-jin- oh

Mi-jin- Red?

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On-jo- in my defense I was left unsupervised

Ms. Park- Wasn't Y/n with you?

Y/n- In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

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Give me incorrect quote ideas as well

The discord link is in my bio

Thank you! :]