All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #14

(if i ever mention quotes and i already used it, im sorry, i do not remember shit)

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I-sak, texting- Don't worry, i have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come and get it!

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Random Teacher- Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Eunji- Calm down, we dont need you to Panic! at the disco

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Y/n- Hello friends!

Nam-ra, On-jo, I-sak, and Na-yeon-

Y/n- You might be wondering why im taped to the ceiling

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On-jo, texting Nam-ra- I'm a theif

Nam-ra- Thief

On-jo- Theif

Nam-ra- I before E except after C

On-jo- Theceif

Nam-ra- NO

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Nam-ra- I can tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogane

Y/n- Well, on good days, Im both

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On-jo- Bro-

Y/n- No, no, hold up. rewind

Y/n- My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Na-yeon- Welcome to fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

I-sak- Bees?

Na-yeon- THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

I-sak- Wait-

*Y/n approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly

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Ha-ri- Y/n, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and i'd like to withdraw that statement-

Y/n- Aww, thanks-

Ha-ri- But, i can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you

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Na-yeon- Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces

Na-yeon- *waves her finer and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Eunji- There was a mother close to where i am right now

Y/n- a motor- a motorcycle?

Eunji- Oh sorry, a murder

Y/n- that escalated quickly

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On-jo- You played me!

I-sak- Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Y/n- *sneaking in through their window*

On-jo- *turning in her chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night

Y/n- i was with Nam-ra?

On-jo- *turning in her chair* wanna try again?

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Y/n- Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Hyeon-ju?

Hyeon-ju- oh just six, i dont think i could eat eight

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Y/n- I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you can say i dont care about our relationship

Na-yeon- These are handcuffs

Y/n- Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Nam-ra, texting the group chat- What flavor ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!

Hee su- Moose Tracks is good!

Hyeon-ju- What the fuck is that?

Hee su- How dare you insult moos-

Hyeon-ju- No. no no not that. What the hell, Why do you spell flavor like flavour. Its like you have a flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui, Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR"

Hee su and Nam-ra- What?

Hyeon-ju- I dont get why add the EXTRA u when its PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

Nam-ra- You done now?

Hyeon-ju- yeah ok

Nam-ra and Hee su- ...

Hyeon-ju- ...Can i have mint chocolate chip flavour

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On-jo- I know you love her

Y/n- I am not in love with Nam-ra!

On-jo, staring at Y/n- i never said who

Y/n- *realizes*

Y/n- Shit. Well, anyways-

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A/n- very off topic but Nancy can step on me i'd be thankful and say 'thank you' shes so AHHHHHHH