All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #13

(None of these are mine all credits to the owners)

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Y/n- English is a diffecult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though

Nam-ra- You need to stop

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Y/n- Can you keep a secret?

Na-yeon- Do you know anything about my life?

Y/n- No i dont, Good point

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Y/n- If i accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would i be trapped forever in that position. doomed to stave to death?

Nam-ra- How am i supposed to know?

I-sak- You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of occult

Nam-ra- *sighs*

Nam-ra- You wouldn't be trapped

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On-jo- why is Y/n so sad?

I-sak- They took one of those 'Which Character Are You' quizzes

On-jo- And..?

I-sak- They got Gwi-nam

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Nam-ra- I've come to the point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck

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Ha-ri- bitches be like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

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Y/n- How's the sexiest person here~?

Nam-ra- I don't know, how are they~?

Y/n, flustered- I-

Na-yeon, from across the room- I'm doing great, thanks!

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Y/n- Mi-jin was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some

Mi-jin- Well, they shouldn't say 'all you can eat' if they dont mean it

Y/n- Mi-jin you ate a chair

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Y/n- I was arrested for being too cool

Ha-ri- The charges were dropped due to the lack of evidence

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Y/n- Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Na-yeon- Looking right because you left

I-sak- Looking up cause you let me down

On-jo- Looking down cause you fucked up

Nam-ra-What is wrong with you guys

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Nam-ra- Dammit, Na-yeon!

Na-yeon- What!? It wasn't me!

Nam-ra Sorry force of habit, Dammit Y/n!

Y/n- Not me either

Nam-ra- Oh.. then who set the house on fire?

On-jo- *whistles*

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Ha-ri- Violence isn't the answer

Mi-jin- you're right

Ha-ri- *Sighs in relief*

Mi-jin- Violence is the question

Ha-ri- What?

Mi-jin, bolting away- and the answer is yes

Ha-ri, running after her- NO-!

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Hyeon-ju- you're right

Eunj- That's... that's unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?

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Y/n- its dark in here

On-jo- Don't worry dude i got this

On-jo- *Stomps their feet*

On-jo- *Sketchers light up*

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Mi-jin- I wish i had more enemies

Hyeon-ju- I'm sure you will someday

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I-sak- *visiting the squad* Hello, i just came to-

I-sak- *sees Na-yeon shoving Y/n into the washing machine while On-jo records and Nam-ra watches*

I-sak- *retreating* something suddenly came up

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Ms. Park- *coughs blood*

Na-yeon- Don't die Ms. Park!

Ms. Park- Don't tell me what to do!

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Hyeon-ju- What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes cant?

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Y/n- I cant believe you've done this...

Nam-ra- i'm sorry i didn't know-!

Y/n, on the verge of tears- YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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On-jo- Remain CALM! *Slaps Y/n multiple times*

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Hyo-ryeong- I'm against crime, and i'm not ashamed to admit it

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Y/n- I am a responsible adult!

Eunji- *raises brow*

Y/n- I am an adult!

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Ji-min- When i was a kid, Y/n told me that the paper strips that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and i ate them with the chocolate for a year

Hyo-ryeong- They are!

Ji-min- FOR REAL?

Hyo-ryeong- No! Why did you fall of it again?

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A/n- Day 18 of the owl house hiatus, have a TOH meme since i feel dead inside without this show