All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #10

(None of these are mine, all credits to the owners)

(I dont know if i already did the same ones from a previous chapters, please tell me :])

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Na-yeon- Oooh, a train!

Hyeon-ju- We're in a train station, Na-yeon

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Nam-ra- i swear to god im the only one with a braincell

On-jo, Y/n, I-sak and Na-yeon- ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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*playing twister*

Hee su- Right hand red

Nam-ra- *ends up on top of Y/n*

Y/n- You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Hee su- I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't noticed.

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Ms. Park- I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year. No response

Y/n- Wow, they sound stupid

Ms. Park- But, they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense

Y/n- Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, i dont know... "Hey! I love you!"

Ms. Park- i guess your right. Hey Y/n, I love you

Y/n- See! Just say that!

Ms. Park- Holy fucking shit

Y/n- If that flies over their head then, sorry Sun-hwa, But they're too dumb for you

Ms. Park- Y/n

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Hyeon-ju- You're charged with... breaking into a pet store?

On-jo- I thought the animals might be lonely...

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Mi-jin- I want a trip down memory lane

Hyeon-ju- *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book she have and sets them in Mi-jin's laps*

Hyeon-ju- I heard you need these?

Mi-jin- YES! ALL OF THEM!

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 I-sak- Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake

Na-yeon- Prefect. while you do that I'll check on the ring bear

I-sak- ...

I-sak- You mean ring bearER, right?

Na-yeon- ...

I-sak- Look at me in the eyes tell me you're not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding

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Hyeon-ju- My father's name is mine as well, so i'm technically Hyeon-ju Jr.

Ji-min- But who comes up when you look up Hyeon-ju on Google?

Na-yeon- Thats what I thought!

Ji-min- One Hyeong-ju to rule them all!

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Eunji- How do you do that?

Hyo-ryung- I am fearless

Hyeong-ju- I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair, It was both hysterical and sad

Hyo-ryung- I'm mostly fearless

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Y/n, reading a recipe- Beat three eggs?

I-sak- it means like a hand-to-hand combat

Y/n- Ohhhh-

Ms. Park- Both of you get out of this kitchen

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Y/n- *gets a text* Oh! its Nam-ra

On-jo, excitingly- Did she get me the stuff?

Y/n- Yeah, she said she got you the clown costume, the power drill, and the 12 gallons of fake blood

On-jo- Wow! Where'd she find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Y/n- You wanted fake blood?

On-jo-

Y/n- ... I'll call Nam-ra

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Ji-min- You know Nam-ra gives On-jo flowers, I wish you'd do that too

Y/n- Okay

*Later*

Y/n- *gives On-jo flowers*

On-jo -???

Y/n- I dont know, I'm confused as well

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Ha-ri, to the squad- I'd die for you

Ji-min- Then perish

Y/n- You will

Hyo-ryung- Please don't

Eunji- cool

Mi-jin- I'd die for you first

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Squads reactions to being called straight:

Y/n- The fuck. no I'm not

Hyeon-ju- Excuse the hell out of you?

Ji-min- Ding dong, you are wrong!

On-jo- Who told you that? Why did they lie?

Eunji- Rude

Nam-ra *Punches the person*

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On-jo- The floor is lave!

Mi-jin- *Helps Na-yeon onto the counter*

Hee su- *Kicks Y/n off the sofa*

Nam-ra- *lays on the floor*

On-jo- .. Are you ok?

Nam-ra- No

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Hyeon-ju- Please! Pretend I'm usefull!

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Y/n- I've done a lot of done stuff

Ha-ri- I witness the dumb stuff

Ji-min- I recorded the dumb stuff

Eunji- I joined you in the dumb stuff

Nam-ra- I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM THE DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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I-sak- Did you bring Na-yeon?

Y/n, gesturing to Hyeon-ju- No, but I brought the next best thing.

I-sak- Hyeon-ju? The next best thing would be Ms. Park.

Hyeon-ju- I would be offended, but Ms. Park is freakishly strong.

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A/n- new the owl house episode is tomorrow, i am very excited on whats gonna happen next :]