All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #3

(as always none of these are mine, all credits to the owners)

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Hyeong-ju- I got detention

Nam-ra- why?

Hyeong-ju- a teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, "at the end of this ruler is an idiot", And I responded with "which end?"

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Nam-ra- I want someone who's respectful, you know?, someone who does not drink, someone sweet and kind and-

Y/n, barging down the door- what's up nerd?

Nam-ra-

Nam-ra- I want that one

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Na-yeon- truth or dare?

Y/N- truth

Na-yeon- how many hours did you slept this week?

Y/N- dare

Na-yeon- go to sleep

Y/N- I don't like this game

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Ha-ri- Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Y/N- killed without hesitation

Ha-ri- No-

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Ha-ri- I think I have a crush on Mi-jin

Y/N- congratulations, you're the last person to know

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Y/N, holding a cereal bowl in one hand, and a coffee pot in the other- what if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee?

On-jo, walking past them, taking the coffee pot away- what if you didn't

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Ji-min, running in the classroom- sorry I'm late, I was doing... stuffs

Hyo-ryung, walking in behind her- hi, I'm stuffs

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Hyeong-ju- what are you doing out here? Five words or less

Y/N-

Y/N- Out. For. A. Walk

Y/N- Bitch

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Hee su, sneezed

Y/N, hiding in the vents- BLESS YOU

Hee su- GOD?

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Ms. Park- good morning my lesbian students, what wisdom do you have for us today?

Hyeong-ju- time isn't real

Y/N- girls pretty

On-jo- open flannel and close flannel are different outfits

Nam-ra- succulent goods

Ms. Park- thank you, lesbians

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I-sak- murder is never the answer

Na-yeon- you're right, murder is the question

Y/N- and the answer is yes

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Eunji- we need to talk about-

Y/N- The kitchen was already on fire when I got there

Eunji- what?

Y/N- what?

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I-sak- Z is just a sideways N

Na-yeon- go to sleep