All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #11

(These are not mine, all credits to the owners)

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On-jo- So dont panic but one of us is possessed by an owl..

Hyeon-ju- ...

Nam-ra- ...

Ms. Park- ...

Hee su- ... Who?

On-jo- That's the thing we dont-

*Everyone stares at Hee su*

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Nam-ra- Big day today, I-sak. *Holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?

I-sak- Mustard- looks less like blood

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Nam-ra- Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Mi-jin- No, i dont like the way it taste

Nam-ra- Wait.. you ate shaving cream?

Mi-jin- No. Why would i eat it if i dont like the taste

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Hyor-yung- do you feel any better?

Ji-min- i feel much better now that you're here with me

*Na-yeon walked in*

Ji-min- I feel half better

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Y/n, looking through their clothes- Has anyone seen my top?

On-jo- Nam-ra's in the kitchen

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On-jo- Just a minute. I need to take out the trash

Na-yeon- Oh. We're going out?

On-jo- Wh...

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Ha-ri, Y/n and I-sak- *screaming*

Mi-jin, runs into the room- What's wrong Ha-ri?!?

Y/n- Wait, why are you asking Ha-ri when me and I-sak are also here?

Mi-jin- because Ha-ri wouldn't scream unless its an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance

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Ms. Park- i hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted

Y/n and Na-yeon-

Na-yeon- Was it Y/n?

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I-sak- God, i love On-jo

Y/n- yeah, you fucking better

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Mi-jin- Ji-min wont wake up, what do i do?

Y/n- Did you try kicking her?

Mi-jin- Yes

Y/n- Im out of ideas

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Mi-jin- I think i just figured something out. I got to go

Ha-ri-- Aren't you forgetting something?

Mi-jin- Uuh.. *hesitantly kisses Nam-ra's forehead before running out*

Ha-ri- No, pay your bill!, Damn. who raised you?

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Mi-jin- look, I'm glad everyone's on the same pag

Mi-jin- But the last page in a book titled "we're all going to die"

Hyeon-ju- That's not even clever

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Na-yeon- *gives a bouquet to Ji-min*

Ji-min- you know im allegic

Na-yeon- That's the point

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ms. Park- Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kind of love in the world

Na-yeon- Unless your home alone

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Y/n- We are not mad. We are just disappointed

Nam-ra- No, we are mad

Y/n- Yes, we are. We are livid, but we are going to let this one slide

Nam-ra- No, we're not!

Y/n- I'm not a mind reader, Nam-ra

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I-sak- You're alive

Na-yeon- There's no need to sound so disappointed

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*Hyeon-ju is speaking on the phone*

Hyeon-ju- yeah, i'm with Y/n

Y/n- im fucking dying-

Hyeon-ju- Yep, they're ok

Y/n- I have a knife on my chest!

Hyeon-ju- No, they can't right now. They're sleeping, sorry

Y/n- IM BLEEDING OUT!

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Nam-ra- Did you like the food i made?

Eunji- No, not really

Nam-ra- But i put my heart and soul into it!

Eunji- No wonder it taste so cold and dead

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*at the zoo*

Ji-min- What are they in for?

Ms. Park- Ji-min, this isn't a prison

Ji-min- So they cant leave?

Ms. Park- No but-

Ji-min, pointing at a meerkat- i bet that one murdered someone

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A/n- what taylor swift song do you think is so relatable in this moment?

For me probably Only the young (Mainly about the ph election) and The man (Double standards)