All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #9

(None of these are mine all credits to the owners)

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Y/n- You know how i roll

Y/n- And i'm not talking about the time i fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill

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Nam-ra- Ok ok, stop asking me if i'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT

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Y/n- ok i get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Nam-ra- Twelve, actually

Y/n- Not the point, Look, they're dead now and whose fault is that?

Nam-ra- YOURS!

Y/n- That's right! no ones

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Na-yeon- Here's some advice

I-sak- I didn't ask for any

Na-yeon- Too bad. I'm stuck here in my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Y/n- I can't believe you live nearby,and you wont let anyone crash at your place

Hee su- You people already know too much about me

Eunji- I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you wont let any of us crash at your place

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Y/n- I turned out perfectly fine

Ms. Park- Y/n, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Y/n- I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN IT! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN IT!!!

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Y/n- Favorite horror movie?

Nam-ra- It

On-jo- Saw

I-sak- Annabelle

Na-yeon- High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Nam-ra- You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

On-jo- That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

I-sak- But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Na-yeon- Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Y/n- Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Mi-jin- Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Ha-ri- There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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Ha-ri- can you keep a secret?

Mi-jin- Do you know anything about my life?

Ha-ri- No i do not, Good point

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Nam-ra- I currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Y/n- Put spaghetti in it