All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Something ain't right

(This is for entertainment purposes only, this will contain swearing)

reminder-

 Y/N- simp

 On-jo- mustprotec

 Nam-ra- littlemiss'perfect'

 I-sak- eye-sak

 Na-yeon- secrettaker

 Eunji- mustprotec(2)

 Hee-su- hee-lium

 Hyeong-ju- theonlycoolbully

 Ha-ri- bow

 Mi-jin- arrow

Ji-min- gay panik

 Hyo-ryeong- mother of the group

(Monday - 7:21am)

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - dorms are empty, where tf are you guys??

[ mustprotec ] - we went to classes early :)

[ theonlycoolbully ] - yup

[ mustprotec(2) ] - hmm

[ gay panik ] - unfortunately

[ mother of the group ] - yes

[ secrettaker ] - yup yup :D

[ simp ] - im still tired but yup

[ 'littlemissperfect ' ] - huh thats new, i thought i had to burst into all of your dorms to wake every single one of you

[ eye-sak ] - awh, c'mon dont you trust us prez?

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - unfortunately no

[ eye-sak ] - ouch

(Monday - 12:28pm)

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - you guys are weird today

[ hee-lium ] - what makes you think that prez?

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - first of, at the afternoon you guys lay your lazy asses down and rest, second you guys went to classes earlier than ever

[ bow ] - im missing out whats happening here?

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - back read exist, do it sometimes

[ bow ] - damn ok

[ bow ] - you woke up at the wrong side of the bed

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - seriously where tf are all of you???!

[ simp ] - at the gym >:)

[ arrow ] - to get stronk >:)

[ bow ] - you're with them??!

[ arrow ] - ye >:]

[ bow ] - great just great

(Monday - 2:16pm)

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - where tf is y/n?

 [ secrettaker ] - I think.... Uhhhhhh.... Yeah I have nothing

 [ mustprotec ] - why is y/n's body floating on the pool?

[ eye-sak ] - ...

 [ mustprotec ] - and Eunji and Hyeong are shooting each other with nerf guns?

[ secrettaker ] - ...

[ mustprotec ] - and Hyo-ryeong and Ji-min on the side with a bucket of red colored water?

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - red? colored? water??????

[ mustprotec ] - yeah I don't think it's blood tho, it's probably just water with red food coloring

 arrow ] - how do you know what blood looks like?

[ mustprotec ] - movies

[ arrow ] - good point

(Monday - 9:35pm)

[ simp ] - very accurate sentences before we sleep people?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - like last time the only straight thing about prez is her grades

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - I thought we talked about this...

[ secrettaker ] - y/n is a blessed mf with 2 gf's, one who is cinnamon roll and would kill you and a straight a's lesbian student

[ simp ] - yup that's right

[ gay panik ] - Eunji is just a random student who got dragged into people's bs

[ mustprotec(2) ] - yup, now can I leave?

[ simp ] - no

[ mother of the group ] - Ha-ri is a good wife and taking good care of her feral one

[ bow ] - eh good enough

[ arrow ] - Hyo-ryeong and Nam-ra are the examples of 2 people in this group chat with actual brain cells

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - yup

[ mustprotec ] - out of topic but i kinda left my jacket at the principals office earlier :(

[ simp ] - dw well get it for you love

[ simp ] - c'mon let's go Nam-ra, Na-yeon and I-sak

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - I don't have anything better to do so whatever sure

[ eye-sak ] - ye ye!

[ secrettaker ] - I am here!

[ mustprotec ] - do you guys think they will actually get it back?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - knowing them? Yeah they will

(2 minutes later)

[ simp ] - hey love we got your jacket back

[ mustprotec ] - how???

 [ secrettaker ] - easy, we went in, got caught, got told to get out in a very angry tone, y/n replied with 'im [your sexuality], Nam-ra is a lesbian, I-sak is Demisexual, and Na-yeon is Omni, so kicking us out will be homophobic, but fuck that you already are' and took the jacket and left

[ theonlycoolbully ] - oh wow

[ bow ] - using the power of a homosexual, thats too op

(Tuesday - 1:35am)

[ simp ] - anygays since y'all asleep I'm gonna go and run away and get me some 7/11

(Tuesday - 2:16am)

[ theonlycoolbully ] - personality not sure if you can see this or your are asleep but can you get me something to eat aswell?

[ simp ] - still at 7/11 dw, what do you want?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - anything edible really

[ simp ] - would a Gatorade, chocolate bar, mint chocolate chip ice cream, a burger and a coke be enough?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - maybe some mints too or gums? Oh and some cigarettes if they have some

[ simp ] - sure, I'm not that tired I'm probably gonna stay here until 4 in the morning

[ simp ] - but I'll come back to the dorm to give you your stuff then I'll go back

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - y/n before you come back can you also get me some ice cream and maybe a drink

[ simp ] - sure darling, what do you want

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - maybe a chocolate ice cream and a mountain dew?

[ simp ] - coming right up madam

[ 'littlemissperfect' ] - also once you get to my dorm please stay over for a whole, maybe some cuddle will pay you back with my snacks

[ simp ] - yeee sure

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A/N- anygays, the owl house episode 16 was full of trauma and im making my inner lesbian happy again with heartstopper.

currently in episode 5, i am currently enjoying it :D