All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

no such thing as a 'normal morning'

reminder-

Y/N- simp

On-jo- mustprotec

Nam-ra- littlemiss'perfect'

I-sak- eye-sak

Na-yeon- secrettaker

Eunji- mustprotec(2)

Hee-su- hee-lium

Hyeong-ju- theonlycoolbully

Ha-ri- bow

Mi-jin- arrow

Ji-min- gay panik

Hyo-ryung- mother of the group

Ms. Park- rollin' with the lgbt
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(Monday - 6:20am)

[ disaster simps in a high school (+ a very tired teacher) ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - kys

[ simp ] - great way to start the morning with hyeon-ju wishing death upon someone

[ simp ] - thank you for that hyeon-ju

[ theonlycoolbully ] - I aim to please

[ mustprotec ] - how much do you bet the text is accidental and is meant for gwinam?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - howd you know?

[ mustprotec ] - em smart •v•

[ simp ] - hmmHm

[ simp changed mustprotec's username to smartgirl ]

[ mustprotec(2) ] - that fits prez's brand more

[ simp ] - good point

[ simp changed smartgirl's to babygirl baby ]

[ simp changed littlemiss'perfect''s to smartgirl ]

[ smartgirl ] - why do I bother?

[ rollin' with the lgbt ] - arent you kids supposed to be at class by now?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - I am not here

[ babygirl baby ] - ma'am this is a mcdonalds drive thru

[ simp ] - new phone who dis?

[ mustprotec(2) ] - maybe if I dont move the cis wont see me

[ rollin' with the lgbt ] - bold of you to assume that I'm straight by now

[ babygirl baby ] - i-?

[ simp ] - ...

[ simp changed rollin' with the lgbt's username to part of the lgbt(?) ]

[ part of the lgbt changed their username to I'm a gay mother with gays kids ]

[ simp ] - HOLY SHIT

[ smartgirl ] - personally I am not surprised

[ theonlycoolbully ] - yeah yeah

[ theonlycoolbully ] - we get it

[ theonlycoolbully ] - your a top smh 🙄

[ simp ] - she can top me

[ simp went offline ]

[ babygirl baby ] - no

[ babygirl baby ] - I agree

[ babygirl baby went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - smh

[ theonlycoolbully ] - gays 🙄

[ mustprotec(2) ] - says the queer

[ theonlycoolbully ] - shut up aroace

[ theonlycoolbully ] - you dont get any rep

[ mustprotec(2) ] - you son of a bitch

[ mustprotec(2) ] - at least I actually get canon characters

[ theonlycoolbully ] - name 3

[ mustprotec(2) ] - peridot (Steven Universe), Lilith (The Owl House), Kasuo Saiki

[ theonlycoolbully ] - their famous they don't count

[ mustprotec(2) ] - yes they do you useless queer

[ hee-lium ] - can we not have sexuality war? Its 6 in the morning

[ theonlycoolbully ] - try me asexual

[ hee-lium ] - ...

[ hee-lium went offline ]

[ mustprotec(2) ] - isnt she the quiet kid in your class?

[ bow ] - and you know so fucking well what the quiet kids are

[ theonlycoolbully ] - shit

[ theonlycoolbully ] - OMFGHELPYOUGAYDISASTERS

[ bow ] - nah

[ bow went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - EUNJIPLEASEIMSORRY

[ mustprotec(2) went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - @arrow @secrettaker I KNOW SO FUCKING WELL YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING WATCHING

[ arrow went offline ]

[ secrettaker went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - BITCH

[ theonlycoolbully ] - @eye-sak @I'm a gay mother with gay kids PLEASEEEE

[ eye-sak went offline ]

[ I'm a gay mother with gay kids ] - oop- won't you look at the time I need to ready my lesson

[ I'm a gay mother with gay kids ] - sorry hyeon-ju-, I'll see you in class

[ I'm a gay mother with gay kids went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - MS PARK I WONT BE IN CLASS IF I'M DEAD

[ mother of the group ] - how are you still alive at this point?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - I DONT FUCKING KNOW HELP ME!!

[ mother of the group ] - not with that attitude im not

[ mother of the group went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - @gay panik I KNOW YOUR THERE

[ gay panik went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - @babygirl baby @smartgirl PLEASEEE

[ babygirl baby went offline ]

[ smartgirl went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - NAM ON-JO

[ theonlycoolbully ] - CHOI NAM-RA

[ theonlycoolbully ] - YOU BITCH

[ simp ] - I was about to help but since you swore my gfs im gonna pass

[ theonlycoolbully ] - WAITNO

[ simp went offline ]

[ theonlycoolbully ] - FUKKKK

『••✎••』

All seriousness Choi Nam-ra can top me

And haha gender and sexuality crisis at its finest 👌