All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

The Polyamory Couple and their problems (ft. their problem children's)

(This Is for entertainment only do not attack me, this will contain swearing!)
y/s- your sexuality

reminder-

Y/N- simp

On-jo- mustprotec

Nam-ra- littlemiss'perfect'

I-sak- eye-sak

Na-yeon- secrettaker

Eunji- mustprotec(2)

Hee-su- hee-lium

Hyeong-ju- theonlycoolbully

Ha-ri- bow

Mi-jin- arrow

Ji-min- gay panik

Hyo-ryung- mother of the group

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[ Sashannarcy but make it ✨Canon✨]

[ short gf ] - who took all my bread?

[ smart gf ] - On-jo there is a more serious problem going on here such as Y/n vomiting after thinking bleach was the milk.

[ smart gf ] - so this what were going to do

[ smart gf ] - annoy the others while I take y/n to the hospital

[ short gf ] - eye eye.

[ smart gf ] - good girl

[ smart gf ] - now go

[ A Dead Group Chat Like Life ]

[ mustprotec ] - which one of you fuckers took all my bread???

[ eye-sak ] - On-jo, you know I won't take your food, right?

[ mustprotec ] - no

[ mustprotec ] - but I do take suspicions

[ eye-sak ] - fair

[ theonlycoolbully ] - why didn't you put the suspicions on your girlfriends first??

[ mustprotec ] - I doubt that

[ mustprotec ] - nam-ra spends her time reading in the library in the afternoon but like scratch that cause y/n accidentally drank bleached thinking it was milk

[ mustprotec ] - and now nam-ra is taking her to the hospital

[ mustprotec ] - alr nam texted me and she said she'll be fine

[ mustprotec(2) ] - can we go back to the part where you said y/n drank bleached thinking it was milk??

[ mustprotec(2) ] - how the fuk could she accidentally think bleach is milk??

[ mustprotec ] - dont know

[ mustprotec ] - but mi-jin and na-yeon once also thought it was milk as well

[ secrettaker ] - we do not talk about that

[ mustprotec ] - too late

(Monday - 1:32pm)

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - news on y/n, she is completely fine

[ theonlycoolbully ] - i am personally surprised that woman is still alive after drinking bleach 2 times

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - personally i am too

(Monday - 1:50pm)

[ simp ] - i

[ simp ] - am

[ simp ] - ALIVE

[ eye-sak ] - H O W

[ simp ] - haha

[ simp ] - i dont know

[ hee-lium ] - off topic but is it just me orrr?

[ hee-lium ] - do i hear the wap playing at a classroom over and over again

[ hee-lium ] - and i also hear crying

[ theonlycoolbully ] - oh HA

[ theonlycoolbully ] - tat'll be me

[ simp ] - w hy?

[ theonlycoolbully ] - single life is bullshit 👍

[ hee-lium ] - me and you both

(Monday - 6:31pm)

[ theonlycoolbully ] - I heard a hammer pounding

[ theonlycoolbully ] - from the 2nd floor

[ simp ] - oh that'll be me

[ simp ] - me, nam-ra and on-jo were just fixing a hole in the wall

[ mustprotec(2) ] - it sounds more like breaking than fixing

[ simp ] - shushh

[ theonlycoolbully ] - hAH

[ theonlycoolbully ] - hoW mAnY lEsBianS doEs it taKe to fiX a WalL?

[ mustprotec ] - I'm bi

[ simp ] - Im y/s (if you are a lesbian, just ignore this)

[ mustprotec(2) ] - hyeon, stop pressing the "UP" button pleas

[ theonlycoolbully ] - no >:(

(Monday - 7:13pm)

[ eye-sak ] - can aro people can still date?

[ simp ] - idk

[ secrettaker ] - let's ASK

[ secrettaker ] - @mustprotec(2) can y'all still date??

[ mustprotec(2) ] - I mean yeah, aromantic people can still date if they only want too

[ mustprotec(2) ] - now excuse md I gotta gay

[ eye-sak ] - k

[ eye-sak ] - @bow @hee-lium @mustprotec(2) can yall still have seggs?

[ bow ] - dunno

[ mustprotec(2) ] - (2)

[ hee-lium ] - depends (?) But personally, I won't have any of that bullshit

[ eye-sak ] - understandable have nice day

(Monday - 9:18pm)

[ eye-sak ] - does anyone want to be the Amity to my Luz

[ secrettaker ] - I volunteer as tribute

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - children

[ littlemiss'perfect' ] - SLEEP

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