Short Character Stories (Mainly about Johnny Depp)

Edward Ratchett (Part 3)

The lunch was nice, you had a smoked salmon sandwich with mayonnaise. To drink; you drank a Blue Hawaii which contained rum, vodka, pineapple juice, lemon juice, and blue liqueur. You only sipped it while you waited for the waiter to clear your table.

Near the end of lunch; a new man arrived. He took his hat off and put it onto a peg which was near the door. He took his coat off and passed it to the servant that accompanied him. "MacQueen, take this and put it in my room." He whispered to the rounded man who stood slightly behind him. 

The smart man walked forward. His hair was dark and slicked back. His right eyebrow had some cuts in it which might have been scars of some sort, and he had a brown moustache. He wore a brown suit and had a evil gleam in his eye. He was an American. He very quickly spotted you sat alone and bolted towards your table.

"Is this seat taken?" He croaked. He created a grin which turned into a smirk.

You looked up and put your drink back down on the table. "Yes it is." You though he was going to take the seat away to sit somewhere else, but instead he sat opposite you. A waiter quickly walked over and cleaned the table. "Sorry for the mess, Mr Ratchett." The waiter said quickly. Ratchett ignored him. "Can I get you a drink or a meal?"

"Rum please... oh and send a lobster thermidor to my room."

"Yes sir. Ma'am, would you like anything else?"

Before you could reply, Ratchett answered for you.

"My wife is just fine, thank you."

The waiter scurried away and you looked shocked.

"Excuse me?" You said. "I am your what?"

Ratchett put a finger to his lips. "Shhh."

"Why?" You whispered.

He rolled his eyes. "Damn it, just go with it."

The waiter returned with the glass of rum. "Here you're sir."

Ratchett took it and drank it all immediately.

"I am Edward or... Samuel... depends on whose side you're on." He said with a wink.

"Excuse me?"

He rolled his eyes again. "I am your husband, get this into your head please. I am Ed or Sam and you're?"

"Y/N." You said quickly.

"Nice... " He checked his watch. "Meet me in my room, room 45 in 25 minutes please, Mrs."

You were really confused by this point.

"FINE!" You said with downing the rest of your drink in one mouthful.

The End

I don't know what this story is, I just wanted to recreate an old one I made a little while ago.