I Don't Run An Orphanage!

Chapter 42

MCU Tier List
Warning. This Chapter contains spoilers for the M.C.U.

Alright, let's begin.

"Hello? Is this on!? Kiba asked the camera. "It is!? Fantastic! Hello, my loyal subjects! Today we're going to try something different!"

Something Different!

What could that mean?

Please tell us oh great and mighty Kiba!

"Today we will be doing a tier list of sorts! Of the Marvel Movies phase 1,2, and 3!" Kiba revealed, showing the audience the list. "I wanted to do all the movies, but that would take too much of my time."

On Kiba's monitor, was a tier list.

At the top was the Tier "Royal". Below that was, "Outstanding". Below that was "Entertaining". Below that was "Merely Fine". Below that was "Not worth my time". And Bellow that, was "Should be cast into the abyss."

And below that was all the Marvel movies from Hulk to Spider-Man Far From Home.

"Now just seeing my opinion on such films would be more than enough, I've heard that having two people discuss such things is more enlightening, and entertaining," Kiba explained. "And as such, Fu will also be joining us."

Fu appeared on the other screen. With a tier list identical to Kiba's. "Hi."

Yay more Fu!

And he's not gonna get dismembered this time!

Queen Crimson: Awww.

You don't know that.

Imagine Kiba disagrees with him so much she goes over there and rips his head off.

"I mean that has happened," Fu commented. "But she's become less bratty since then so we don't have to worry about that."

"Ye-wait what do you mean less bratty!?" Kiba shouted in outrage.

"Anyway let's start with Hulk," Fu said as he moved on. "It's...ok."

Fu put it in Merely Fine.

"It's only interesting when Hulk is on the screen. Which is way too little." Fu critiqued.

"I agree!" Kiba said, putting the movie in the same place. "Can we talk about the hulk for a second! He is horribly wasted as a side character in these movies! You have this huge, amazing rage monster that they rarely use through phases 1-3! And it took them far too long to make a sequel! Why!?"

Right's issues.

Right's issues.

Right's issues.

Issues Rights.

"Apparently it's because of right's issues." Fu pointed out. "I guess this is back when Disney didn't own basically everything."

"Ugh! Stupid stuffy people in suits making things complicated." Kiba huffed.

"So moving on before Kiba goes onto another rant. Iron Man." Fu continued.

Fu proceeded to move Iron Man to "Entertaining."

"Iron Man is a great movie. I probably would have put it higher if the villain wasn't...dumb. What exactly was Iron Monger's plan? He was gonna take over the company by murdering someone in public in a giant robot suit?" Fu summarized. "And this is after he's already attacked a bunch of government agents? His plan should just be to go the run at that point."

"I think you're over-rating it brother." Kiba put Iron Man into the Merely Fine tier. "It's fight scenes are all so one-sided except for the last one, which is ok. Stark is fun to watch I guess."