I Don't Run An Orphanage!

Chapter 33

So a lot of people brought up that the reason this fic is popular is mostly because of its uniqueness. Which you know...isn't wrong.

While dadzuku fics aren't necessarily unique, there aren't a ton of them. And none have really tried doing it like this(at least not to my knowledge.)

Which is a shame. There are so many ways to use this idea.

As many have pointed out you could turn this into a villain Izuku fic where Izuku takes a bunch of abandoned overpowered children and takes over the world. You could turn this into an S.C.P. like fic(Even more than it already is) where Izuku is in charge of a special facility to house even more overpowered kids. You could turn this into a future fic where Izuku is already a pro hero and keeps finding kids and adopts them because he's a sap, and has to balance life as a hero while also taking care of a ton of kids. You could turn this into an even more future fic where a retired pro hero Izuku takes care of these kids in his old age.

It's a common joke that Izuku keeps bumping into children and saving them or that he can only go truly plus ultra with a child in danger. So why do I feel like the only one to make a fic off that joke?

(Because let's face it, this is a crackfic taken semi-seriously.)

I know why because we need more E-Zuku(E stands for edgy.) fics where he acts completely out of character.

Note, I'm not saying that out of canon, E-zuku stories are all bad. But let's be honest. There are a LOT of them, and most of them aren't great. Not saying that they need to be great, it's fanfiction. It's okay to be badly written if it brings the writer or some people any measure of joy.

Also, this somehow turned into a Fu(and Kyosei) chapter. With some Netsu in it. So yeah.

One last thing, when it comes to Kiba's stream, only important people will have usernames. Like Izuku. I'm not going to explain who owns those usernames, but I'm sure you can figure it out.

Anyway, sorry for the mini-rant. Onto the fic.

Finally

"Hello?" Fu said into the camera. "Can you hear us?"

"A new stream!"

"Yes!"

"We can hear you oh blank-faced one!"

"Where Kiba!?"

"Ok, it looks like it's working," Fu said.

"Finally!" Kiba said, standing behind him.

The two were standing in the training room, with the camera set up in the middle so it could view the whole room.

"Hello my loyal servants, welcome back to my home!" Kiba said. "Recently we got a new...what's the word...batch! We got a new batch of siblings!"

"Batch of siblings?"

"So their dad is adopting them!"

"Is he buying them in bulk or something?"

"What the heck is going on?"

"Do you think we should explain the whole thing about dad?" Fu asked.

No, no my subjects are clever. I'm certain they can figure it out." Kiba waved her hand, dismissing the matter. "Anyhow, while we will introduce you to...most of our new siblings. I have yet to meet Mu as of yet."