Tails:Welp time to get on with my new life.
Tails is looking at a Mcdonalds with a help wanted sign.
He enters and sees a familiar friend.
Charlie:Tails,what are you doing here?
Tails:The Sonic franchise is dead and I want to work here speaking of which why are you here?
Charlie:Ever since my last adventure I decided I wanted to move to the city and get a job,I wanted to work for animation companies but well,it's even more messy so I now work for Mcdonalds.
Tails:Guess were both in the dead end.
Charlie shows Tails the kitchen and introduces him to the workers.
Charlie:So do you have any experience in making high proccessed food?
Tails:I don't really cook much,though I have a killer ravioli recipe.
Charlie:Wait why did I ask you this these kinds of resturants don't require any skill,ok so these are some of the other workers and no they are not my friends.
Omega:Tails,it is quite the pleasure to see you again.
Tails:Hey Omega it's also great to see you,say what is that?
Omega:This is one of the other workers,a Dewpider which is a Pokemon that can't breathe air.
Tails:Wait those exist?
Dewpider does a nod and says his name because there is not much you can write with a Pokemon unless they can speak normal english lol.
Sans:Hey Im Sans your favorate skeleboi.
Tails:Wut?
Charlie:Oh and there is also this rat and two Rabbids that we can't get rid of?
Elfilin from Kirby:How am I here?
Tails:He doesn't look dangerous.(Though I'm pretty sure he's in a Kirby game so)
Rabbids star running around the workplace with one of them throwing a frying pan at Dewpiders face.
Omega:You've just chosen death.
Charlie:Hey we got an order of a big mac,fries, and mcnuggets with szechuan sauce.
Tails:I didn't know you guys still sell szechuan sauce.
Charlie:Not now.
Tails:Im dead aren't I.
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Tails gets a dead end job at McDonald's because Sonic Movie 2 sucked
FanfictionSonic Movie 2 gets the lowest score on rotten tomatoes ever,all the Sonic characters were fired from Sega and got dead end jobs. P.S.This is based on that Sonic Movie 2 Mcdonalds ad and this is just parody,so far the movie still has a fresh score fr...
