It was Escargoon and Waddle Doo from Kirby:Right Back at Ya the whole freaking time baby.
Tails:It was you all along!?
Waddle Doo:Who were you expecting Elmer Fudd?
Bubsy:Wut?
Elfilin,Dewpider,and the two Rabbids then re enter the lake house.
Elfilin:Huh,guess that really wasn't nothing.
Escargoon:I would have not done this if they just re released Right back at ya since SONIC X IS LITERALLY ON EVERY SINGLE FREAKING STREAMING SERVICE!
Waddle Doo:Our anime is objectively better you know.
Sonic:That's actually subjective.
Omega:What is the reason you did this heinous act?
Escargoon:It started when Sonic Movie 2 was about to release and I thought,what if the only way Right Back at Ya was re-release is if Sonic X was never to be able to watch.Then I decided to hack Rotten Tomatoes and make the score for the movie so low that no one will never enjoy Sonic media ever again.
Charlie:Did you know how to hack before?
Waddle Doo:He learned it after the anime ended because he was bored.
Sonic:Is this also because no one from Right back at ya was invited to sing the national anthem?
Escargoon:Do you think Im stupid?
Waddle Doo:I also told a bunch of people in the world to see the best film of all time,MORBIUS!
I never seen the movie just mentioning if for the memes lol.
Escargoon:Oh god I forgot about Morbius!
Escargoon then rushes to the Rotten Tomatoes headquarters and changes everything back.
Waddle Doo:IT'S SO FREAKING AMANZING I MEAN THE STORY,THE CHARACTERS,THE CAST,THE MUSIC!
Bubsy:No way I'm a Morbius supporter too!
Omega throws Bubsy out of the window and into the lake very far away.
Waddle Doo:MORBIUS SWEEP MORBIUS SWEEP MORBIUS SWEEP!
Escargoon:Ok I give up the score is back to normal.
Tails:Oh cool Sonic Movie 2 got a 69% percent.
Waddle Doo:MORBIUS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
He then ascended.
Sonic then gets a call.
Sonic:Were back at SEGA baby!
Knuckles gets an email.
Knuckles:I never wanted to become ruler of memes anyway.
Shadow:What about my cat orphanage?
A bunch of people are standing there ready to adopt some cats.
Eggman:MUAHAHAHAHA,neel before your master!(This is really my life now?I'm destroying an entire species from a Netflix series for 5 year olds solely because they are a mistake to god.)
A lot of StoryBots are in peril with some severely injured.
Sonic:Hey Eggman SEGA hired us back.
Boop then shoots Eggman with a NERF gun.
We then cut to the lakehouse with Tails saying his goodbyes to his fellow coworkers.
Tails:Welp, I guess this means goodbye.
Charlie:It's been fun to see you again.(Can't believe I just said that I barely even know him.)
Elfilin:Bye Tails,don't forget to write!
Elfilin opens a portal back to his world.
Sans:That was an even more fun time than a funnybone.
Omega:I will hope you grow strong young Dewpider.
The two Rabbids then run off to do some dumb stuff.
Sonic:Didn't expect us to be hired that fast.
Tails:And yet it feels so right to be back.
Sonic:To be honest,I felt like I should have been bought by Activision.
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Tails gets a dead end job at McDonald's because Sonic Movie 2 sucked
FanfictionSonic Movie 2 gets the lowest score on rotten tomatoes ever,all the Sonic characters were fired from Sega and got dead end jobs. P.S.This is based on that Sonic Movie 2 Mcdonalds ad and this is just parody,so far the movie still has a fresh score fr...
