Tons of people are raiding Mcdonalds with weapons and bombs.
Charlie:WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM NORMAL BARBEQUE?!
Tails:You said they don't have any szechuan sauce.
Charlie:Oh yeah gon darn it were screwed.
Tails calls Sonic
Tails:Hey Sonic,how are you doing.
Sonic:Hey Tails,Im doing pretty good since I retired to a lake house in Atlanta,Georgia.
Tails:Huh,well Im working at McDonald's and.
Omega is holding a fainted Dewpider with his bubble popped.
Omega:If any of you hurt my child then Im gonna hurt you.
Tails:It's not good.
Sonic:Oh,sorry about that but hey you faced much worse before and fought through them all.
Tails:Thanks Sonic and I just got an idea.
Sonic:See ya Tails.
Bubsy:Glad you decided to retire since us 90s cereal mascot game characters usually beg for more games and more love and boy im glad your not one of them.
Tails goes into the kitchen and starts cooking.
Charlie:Tails what are you doing?
Omega:The only way we can survive is with brude force.
Charlie:WAIT WHAT?!
The two rabbids are attacking the customers with kitchen appliances while Charlie,Sans,and Elfilin try to stop them while Omega saves Dewpider with tap water.
Elfilin:Why are you guys doing this stop this violence it's just sauce.
A Random Customer grabs Elfilin choking him.
Random Customer:SZECHUAN SAUCE IS NOT JUST A SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE I$ LLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sans:Welp,guess where gonna fry.
Tails:Everyone stop.
Everyone stops.
Tails:I just found out we had szechuan sauce the whole time, and it is not EXPIRED!
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Tails gets a dead end job at McDonald's because Sonic Movie 2 sucked
FanfictionSonic Movie 2 gets the lowest score on rotten tomatoes ever,all the Sonic characters were fired from Sega and got dead end jobs. P.S.This is based on that Sonic Movie 2 Mcdonalds ad and this is just parody,so far the movie still has a fresh score fr...
