Hey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
You wake up to the sight of having Megumin and Yunyun all pressed up against your sides, and clinging to your arms.
(Y/N): Woah! Easy girls! There's enough of me to come around.
Yunyun: Huh? WHAT THE?! AAGH!
She falls out of bed, and so does Megumin!
Megumin: WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
And well, you guys heard a noise outside...
Lina: FIREBALL!!!
(Y/N): Uh oh. Sounds like trouble.
Several undead knights were seen outside attacking the village. Though what seems to be the problem is that Xellos is the one who's giving commands.
Wendy: Is that really-
Amelia: MR. XELLOS!!! How could you sell your soul to work for demons? I mean y-
Xellos: I was always a demon. You do remember that right Amelia?
Amelia: Of course I do.
Wendy: But we know your weakness.
Xellos: Wait what?
The two take out megaphones and-
Wendy and Amelia: LIFE IS JUST WONDERFUL!!!
Jack: And we couldn't have it any other way.
Carla: The world is just the most perfect place.
Xellos begins to hold his stomach in complete pain and starts tearing from his eyes.
Amelia: We all know that demons who thrive on negative emotions are easily weakened when life is praised with positive feelings! Alright Mr. Xellos, ready to surrender?
Xellos: I ... blegh.
Carla: Oh life is just so wonderful.
Xellos: Come on you guys. This hurts so-
???: AGH! HOW USELESS!! NOW WHERE IS THAT WITCH WHO BLEW UP MY CASTLE?!
A knight appears out of nowhere, and he's holing his head in one arm, while holding his sword in the other.
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Verdia (Perverted Dullahan! He serves the Demon King, and has a personal vendetta against Megumin for blowing up his castle over and over and over again.)
(Y/N): Who in the?!
Kazuma comes out of the house and he's annoyed.
Kazuma: Huh? OH COME ON! How did you come back to life?
He points his big sword at his enemies, and well he laughs at the top of his lungs.
Verdia: Oh how I longed for this day.
(Y/N): Demon King General?
Megumin: Yeah, he seems like he wants me dead for blowing up his castle.
(Y/N): Why do you-
Megumin: Hey, I needed something to practice on.
(Y/N): I have too manny questions about your life choices.
Verdia goes to attack, only for-
Aqua: TURN UNDEAD!!
He ends up rolling in pain!
Verdia: AAAAGH! IT BURNS!! AAAAAAGH!!
Aqua: Man that never gets old.
The Dullahan gets back up, only for him to be stopped.
Lucy: I know how Dullahands work! So have some of this!! LUCY REGULUS KICK!!
Verdia: AGH! HOW DARE Y-
Levy: Going somewhere? SOLID SCRIPT: LIGHT!
The word light appears and shines in Verdia's .... eyes.
Verdia: I WILL NOT HAVE ALL OF Y-
Jack then shows up and he slashes at Verdia.
Verdia: THIS IS TOO MUCH!! XELLOS!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS STRENGTH?!
Xellos: Oh ... well that's a secret.
Verdia: HOW DARE YOU!!!
He scolds the sneaky demon and leaves.
So many of his men also flee as well.
And soon enough, you end up having to met up with the Village Chief, also known as Yunyun's Dad, Hiropon.
(Y/N): Do I really have to do this?
Yunyun: Of course! I mean, my Daddy is the Village Chief.
(Y/N): Right. I'll make sure that I don't screw this up.
